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Old 01-20-2009, 12:32 AM   #2146
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No Pants Subway Ride 2009

LMAO. Couldn't help noticing none of the ladies chose to wear a t-back that day.
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:35 AM   #2147
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Lol, try and read between the lines on this one


And a few other videos I found to be humerous, though I wouldn't be surprised to learn that they're floating somewhere in the thread. Either way Darth Vader is lulz x2.




New Arby n' Chief, though you shouldn't really bother watching the end as it gets a little repetive though the beginning is humerous.


This is for everyone tired of Soulja Boy at FedEx Field lulz. Though I doubt you'll finish it.


More Star Wars
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Old 01-25-2009, 10:44 AM   #2148
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:57 PM   #2149
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Holy crap that's hilarious. $250k for motorcycles! Priceless...
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:58 AM   #2150
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I Heart Guts - Plush Uterus safety recall

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Old 01-26-2009, 09:12 AM   #2151
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Joe Gibbs showing off his "Tony Stewart" side
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:36 AM   #2152
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lol damn JG is hardcore on the track
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Old 01-26-2009, 08:19 PM   #2153
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wow... where the hell do you get those things? whose idea was it to actually market and manufacture a plush uterus? with detachable ovaries.
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Old 01-27-2009, 03:22 AM   #2154
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Holy crap that's hilarious. $250k for motorcycles! Priceless...
I think the thing that stood out to me the most was the fact that that woman's name is Gay. Gay?! Who the hell names their kid Gay?!
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:50 PM   #2155
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Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Cajun Man

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Opera Man 2

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Old 01-28-2009, 08:19 AM   #2156
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I think the thing that stood out to me the most was the fact that that woman's name is Gay. Gay?! Who the hell names their kid Gay?!
My sister's piano teacher was named Gay. I know a couple of "Gays" mainly in New England.

A long time ago before man started stroking other man gay meant happy, now it just means two guys making out. Sad times. =)
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Old 01-31-2009, 08:27 PM   #2157
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Lol, I made this on the day the mods went away to express the chaos that was the unmoderated Warpath.

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Old 02-04-2009, 08:35 AM   #2160
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WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES


Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
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