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Old 09-28-2006, 10:27 AM   #196
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Re: ESPN Report: Terrell Owens attempts suicide

So, what I'm hearing is that:

1) Most of you believed that he was depressed and felt sorry for this turd.
2) Now, most of you believe his amnesia story because "it sounded believable"
3) No one sees this for what it is: a publicity stunt. Choreographed by TO.

Anyway, I've got some beachfront property in Utah for sale...

Yeesh.
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:39 AM   #197
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Re: ESPN Report: Terrell Owens attempts suicide

More proof that this was just a publicity stunt: this just in from TO's house:

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Old 09-28-2006, 10:40 AM   #198
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His publicist is probably the worst I've ever seen. She looked like hell and could barely form a coherent sentence.
Would you believe that she has a hair care product? Called 'mixed chicks'.

Next time she might try using it.
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:45 AM   #199
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I don't know why the publicist was allowed up there either. Did she even know? She looked like hell.
And what's Ethridge doing with TO anyway? All these years I thought she some lesbian singer.

So she calls 911 because he was "unresponsive". News Flash: HE WAS IGNORING YOU BITCH! That is how guys deal with annoying women who don't know when to leave us the hell alone. The two minutes I watched her during the presser made me want to start popping pain killers.
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:46 AM   #200
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Would you believe that she has a hair care product? Called 'mixed chicks'.

Next time she might try using it.
I felt kind of fruity because I was mocking her hair yesterday when I watched the presser. I'm glad to see some others here, and Bill Simmons on espn.com, noticed the same thing. My dad is convinced that TO met her in a Fort Worth strip club and I think I have to agree with him.
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:27 AM   #201
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Truer words have never been spoken.
Men are usually the ones that bring on the Drama, with their antics..... There are 199 replies to this stupid thread about TO… 99% of them are by men.
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:31 AM   #202
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Men are usually the ones that bring on the Drama, with their antics..... There are 199 replies to this stupid thread about TO… 99% of them are by men.
There's a false statistic for you - since probably 99% of Warpath members are men...
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:45 AM   #203
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There's a false statistic for you - since probably 99% of Warpath members are men...
.... you are missing my point... just like a man...
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Old 09-28-2006, 11:47 AM   #204
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.... you are missing my point... just like a man...
How do you know DarkStreets is a man to begin with? Could be a woman?
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:03 PM   #205
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Re: ESPN Report: Terrell Owens attempts suicide

I'm going to go with 99.9999%. I wonder who that .0001% is?
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:13 PM   #206
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some of you are stupid asses..... a player you can hate, but this is still a human.......
To quote TO’s publicist (what the hell does a NFL player need a publicist for?) “Terrell has 25 million reasons why he should be alive”


Will, I can think of 25 million reasons why the Cowboys should can his arrogant ass!

For all you PC (Politically Correct) folks from the TO thread crying about him being a human, how do you fell about fragile little TO and his 25 million now?

It’s not about the team (even if it’s the Cowboys), it’s all about TO all the time.


Thank you, Dr. Pepper and the whole Dallas Cowboy organization for bringing us this insightful Press Conference.

I think Jerry Jones has a lot of explaining to due! Most of it to Coach Bill!
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:19 PM   #207
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Re: ESPN Report: Terrell Owens attempts suicide

Excuse my language guys, but this is absolutely FUCKING ridiculous that everyone in the sports world is paying this much attention to that asshole!!!! HONESTLY if we did not give him this much attention he probably wouldnt be such a problem!! Granted this was a major story, I still feel as if we all are paying way too much attention to him and his infantile antics. He really is not worthy of such attention. He has done nothing for football but cause confusion and disarray for his teams. He is without a doubt the biggest jackass in football and really i cannot believe we allow him to continue. BAN THE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:54 PM   #208
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Re: ESPN Report: Terrell Owens attempts suicide

I'm not interested in getting into an argument, but wouldn't it seem rational to assume that the only people paying attention to this thread are the ones that have some sort of interest in this thread. If you don't like talking or reading about TO and his silly misadventures then don't select this clearly labeled thread. There are lots of other discussions going on right now other than TO.

Back on topic about TO. Has anyone from the Dallas area got any feelings about how the local Dallas fans are reacting yet?
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:59 PM   #209
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.... you are missing my point... just like a man...
maybe because it's not a valid point you're trying to make :P

you replied to this thread multiple times yourself, after all.
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Old 09-28-2006, 01:05 PM   #210
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I'm not interested in getting into an argument, but wouldn't it seem rational to assume that the only people paying attention to this thread are the ones that have some sort of interest in this thread. If you don't like talking or reading about TO and his silly misadventures then don't select this clearly labeled thread. There are lots of other discussions going on right now other than TO.

Back on topic about TO. Has anyone from the Dallas area got any feelings about how the local Dallas fans are reacting yet?
Yes it would seem rational if every time i turn on ESPN there wasnt something new to report on the drama queen T.O. But what i dont understand is the interest that people have in this man. He does nothing but start drama and brings EVERYONE down. Has anything positive happened in the past couple years???? I find it amusing; however, i still feel that it would be great if every time i turned on ESPN there wouldnt be another lame story about how T.O is a jackass. Why are we all paying so much attention to him?????
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