What REALLY grinds your gears?

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy!

Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.

IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.

Or nuke for a little on defrost cycle first, then cook.

[Giantone]

People on Bluetooth and I mean walkers in my neighborhood at 5 am talking on a Bluetooth something device like the person is standing right next to them and is deaf! They need to STFU!!!!!!..............I don't want to hear your conversation and specially at 4:30 or 5:am in the effing morning!!!

[sdskinsfan2001]

When your team plays at 4 p.m. but you're ready for beer at 11 a.m.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

When your team plays at 4 p.m. but you're ready for beer at 11 a.m.

Just thankful to have live sports back. Praise be.

[SunnySide]

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.



Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Are you bashing my henna tattoos?

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.



Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Fuck those scooter kids

[mooby]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.



Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Hey man, kids just tryna have a good time.

I didn't have a scooter but I used to have rollerblades that I loved. Seems like rollerblades never got any love compared to skateboards either.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.



Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

The scooters aren't as much of an issue as the bikes in the skatepark.

[mredskins]

I take my son to the skate park all the time. He uses his scooter and his board. Some of those scooter kids can do some cool shit. They even have special trick scooters now a days.

[Giantone]

Car repair! These shops just suck! The work they have done is good work ,they just didn't fix the fucking problem with the car. Hopefully this time will do it?

[sdskinsfan2001]

Drinking coffee is like microwaving a hot pocket. 2 choices: Burned tongue or disgusting cold coffee. Just went with burned tongue.

[SunnySide]

When you get a new roll of aluminum foil but the factory slightly screwed up rolling it on so you have that sliver that doesn't unroll cleanly with the rest, kinda like toilet paper does somstimes.

Fuck me .... I got 200 fucking feet of this to deal with. That's like a half year of dealing with this shit every single time I need foil.

Ultimate troll job.