WTF thread

[BaltimoreSkins]

[mooby]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Conch fritters are divine! I haven’t deep sea fished in awhile, but catching schools of Mahi is great.

Anyways…did anyone see the that Mike Tyson video? That guy who antagonized him deserved the beating he got. Free Mike!

Yeah. No doubt Tyson held his restraint for long enough. No sympathy for that guy or his d-bag friend filming the whole thing.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.

Or you could just pay an escort to shit in your bed, probably save you a lot of time and money too.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by mooby

Or you could just pay an escort to shit in your bed, probably save you a lot of time and money too.

You get no rush from shitting. Probably take her rock climbing.

[Giantone]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.

I heard she dislikes SC, she don't like no gators!

[BaltimoreSkins]

If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05...1471651690966/

[MTK]

Originally Posted by BaltimoreSkins

If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05...1471651690966/

lol how does BS like this even make the news

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by BaltimoreSkins

If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05...1471651690966/

“Last couple years have been kind of tough, and so this is just like a solid win for the travel industry, for taxidermists everywhere," Poulsen said”

^when I say we are gonna get through it…this is what I’m taking about. I think that family with the rapper up in Maryland should think about taxidermy.


Anyways, what’s up with comedians under attack. Dude had a knife

https://abc7.com/dave-chappelle-atta...bowl/11817178/

Dave Chappelle attacked: Video shows moment suspect tackles comedian at Hollywood Bowl

This coulda gone really bad. I’m serious

[MTK]

No joke Chapelle could have been seriously hurt or worse. Damn... Dave's security crew fucked that guy up and deservedly so

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by MTK

No joke Chapelle could have been seriously hurt or worse. Damn... Dave's security crew fucked that guy up and deservedly so

Crazy and scary stuff. Glad Dave is OK.

Man, comedy, is going to die off really fast.

[BaltimoreSkins]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

“Last couple years have been kind of tough, and so this is just like a solid win for the travel industry, for taxidermists everywhere," Poulsen said”

^when I say we are gonna get through it…this is what I’m taking about. I think that family with the rapper up in Maryland should think about taxidermy.

A solid win is questionable. Winning off the field? Definitely

[sdskinsfan2001]

Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.

[Giantone]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.

Did he give you a deal on your Insurance?

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by Giantone

Did he give you a deal on your Insurance?

Nope, but he was pretty reasonable about hopping into the red solo cup and accepting whatever his fate was.