What REALLY grinds your gears?

[SunnySide]

Crooked bumper stickers.

I hate you. It drives me crazy. It takes 5 seconds to take the time to properly line it up right. Yet it seems half our population just slaps it on there without any pre planning. In what equinox does a person simultaneously have to absolutely put a bumper sticker on their car at that exact moment but simultaneously not be able to take 5 seconds to put it on straight? Is your wife going into labor and you just gotta have that "baby on board" sticker on there? Thats the only situation I think it is allowed.

I dont get it. And Im not talking about the cars with 50 bumper stickers on there. I get that. You have 50 bumper stickers already on there, yeah just go ahead and slap number 51 on there wherever. Im talking about cars with a single bumper sticker. You have one bumper sticker, it takes 5 seconds to put that one bumper sticker on there properly.

I saw a crooked "Im proud of my Eagle Scout" bumper sticker the other day and I still havent recovered from it. Arent fucking Eagle Scouts supposed to be really good at lining things up and measuring them? Measure twice, cut once type people? I hope other Eagle Scout parents are talking shit about you and your sonsbehind your back because its fucking embarrassing.

Is there a bumper sticker troll that I dont know about? Her runs around parking lots slapping bumper stickers on unsuspecting cars? If so, then I apologize. But if there isnt a magical bumper sticker troll ... take the 5 seconds and put it on there properly. If it took like 10 seconds or some special tool then I get it. But its 5 seconds and you only use your damn eye balls and hands. Maybe thats it, maybe all these crooked bumper stickers are from people without hands and eye balls and Im just over here making fun of the disabled.

[punch it in]

There are 8 silverware compartments in the dishwasher and my wife jams every piece into the front one. It really isn’t that hard to pull the rack out and use the other ones. They dont get washed right if they are all jammed into one. And she puts shit on top of other shit. Wtf is that?

[jamf]

Originally Posted by punch it in

There are 8 silverware compartments in the dishwasher and my wife jams every piece into the front one. It really isn’t that hard to pull the rack out and use the other ones. They dont get washed right if they are all jammed into one. And she puts shit on top of other shit. Wtf is that?

I think she is sending you subliminal messages dude. Maybe you need to pull the rack out for once and jam everything into another compartment for a change.

Let me know if you need links to reference material, I won't mind doing the research.

[Buffalo Bob]

Originally Posted by punch it in

There are 8 silverware compartments in the dishwasher and my wife jams every piece into the front one. It really isn’t that hard to pull the rack out and use the other ones. They dont get washed right if they are all jammed into one. And she puts shit on top of other shit. Wtf is that?

Originally Posted by jamf

I think she is sending you subliminal messages dude. Maybe you need to pull the rack out for once and jam everything into another compartment for a change.

Let me know if you need links to reference material, I won't mind doing the research.

I bet your right. She probably wants more help with household chores.

[BaltimoreSkins]

Originally Posted by Buffalo Bob

I bet your right. She probably wants more help with household chores.

I bet you she does it because her mother told her it would piss off Punch.

[Back2RFK]

Originally Posted by punch it in

There are 8 silverware compartments in the dishwasher and my wife jams every piece into the front one. It really isn’t that hard to pull the rack out and use the other ones. They dont get washed right if they are all jammed into one. And she puts shit on top of other shit. Wtf is that?

My wife is the opposite. She wants the tray loaded form the back to the front. Even if there is nothing in the front compartment if I put something there when the back compartments are not fill she will move it to the back. Funny thing is she runs the dishwasher often so its never full anyways.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by Back2RFK

My wife is the opposite. She wants the tray loaded form the back to the front. Even if there is nothing in the front compartment if I put something there when the back compartments are not fill she will move it to the back. Funny thing is she runs the dishwasher often so its never full anyways.

Dont take this the wrong way but I think im in love with your wife!

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by punch it in

Dont take this the wrong way but I think im in love with your wife!

If you say something like that, you have to preface it by saying...with all due respect.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

If you say something like that, you have to preface it by saying...with all due respect.

Doesn’t “dont take this the wrong way” fit that mold?
Anyway what can i say? a lady who loads the silverware from back to front does it for me.

[sdskinsfan2001]

When your car warranty is 36 months and your car lease is 39 months. And the radiator or something involving the cooling system gets fucked up in the 38th month and they want you to pay for the repairs even though the car has less than 15K miles on it.

I told them they could keep the car and had to have my girlfriend come pick me up and take me to work. Get to take Wednesday off to go get new car now.

Good start to the week. Won't be getting a Chevy again. 2nd significant issue for an engine with very limited miles on it.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

When your car warranty is 36 months and your car lease is 39 months. And the radiator or something involving the cooling system gets fucked up in the 38th month and they want you to pay for the repairs even though the car has less than 15K miles on it.

I told them they could keep the car and had to have my girlfriend come pick me up and take me to work. Get to take Wednesday off to go get new car now.

Good start to the week. Won't be getting a Chevy again. 2nd significant issue for an engine with very limited miles on it.

Car repairs in general just suck. Always happens at the worst time. I went in for a brake job recently and I walked out with new brakes and new tires. Just did the tires less than 2 years ago. Got less than 30k on the last set.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by MTK

Car repairs in general just suck. Always happens at the worst time. I went in for a brake job recently and I walked out with new brakes and new tires. Just did the tires less than 2 years ago. Got less than 30k on the last set.

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[jamf]

The Washington Redskins

[mooby]

Originally Posted by jamf

The Washington Redskins

Well played.

Bruce Allen.

[mredskins]

I have a Bosch dishwasher with a third rack at the top just for silverware , works amazing