Super Happy Fun Thread!

dmek25 · 05-20-2007, 10:51 AM

what the heck? hahahaha

gibbsisgod · 05-21-2007, 08:40 AM

From this weeks "News of the Weird":

At a special session of Arizona's Court of Appeals in April, judges heard arguments on whether a bag of methamphetamine had been legally seized by police, who had a search warrant but not the authority to inspect body "cavities." The bag had been partially protruding from a certain cavity, and an officer pulled it out. The defense lawyer argued that the only legal precedent involved items hidden between posterior "cheeks" (i.e., where contraband would not be so secured), and thus that pulling it out was an invasion of privacy. However, the prosecutor, claiming that the bag was in plain sight and would have fallen out eventually, asked rhetorically, "Where does the butt end and the anus begin? ... The buttocks is just the bell end of the trumpet, and I don't think you (judges), for constitutional reasons, want to go there." [Sierra Vista Herald, 4-25-07]

gibbsisgod · 05-21-2007, 08:42 AM

Also from the same page:

Police Blotter
Cops Getting No Respect: Taryn McCarthy, 21, in the course of a contentious January arrest for DUI in Portsmouth, N.H., was further charged with five counts of simple assault, including four separate incidents of grabbing a state trooper's genitals. [Portsmouth Herald, 2-22-07]

Felicha Marin, 18, was charged with shoplifting shoes from a store in Richmond, England, in March, and (according to a report in the Edgware & Mill Hill Times) in the skirmish surrounding her arrest, she was charged with assault for "spray(ing) an officer with milk from her right breast." [Edgware & Mill Hill Times (London), 4-12-07]

JGisLordOfTheRings · 05-24-2007, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

Also from the same page:

Police Blotter
Cops Getting No Respect: Taryn McCarthy, 21, in the course of a contentious January arrest for DUI in Portsmouth, N.H., was further charged with five counts of simple assault, including four separate incidents of grabbing a state trooper's genitals. [Portsmouth Herald, 2-22-07]

Felicha Marin, 18, was charged with shoplifting shoes from a store in Richmond, England, in March, and (according to a report in the Edgware & Mill Hill Times) in the skirmish surrounding her arrest, she was charged with assault for "spray(ing) an officer with milk from her right breast." [Edgware & Mill Hill Times (London), 4-12-07]

hahahaha omfg that was great!!!!!!

dall-assblows · 05-25-2007, 09:36 PM

FUNNY AND CUTE
YouTube - Monster, gonna kick his ass

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 05-27-2007, 12:01 AM

MySpace Videos: 50 CENT / THE SIMPSONS by 50 CENT

bart threw down on this

RobH4413 · 05-30-2007, 10:24 PM

saden1 · 06-04-2007, 03:44 AM

This ain't right:

70Chip · 06-04-2007, 04:17 AM

Mods delete

saden1 · 06-04-2007, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 70Chip

Mods delete

WTF? This is ridiculous. Are you homophobic or just insecure with your sexuality?

70Chip · 06-04-2007, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saden1

WTF? This is ridiculous. Are you homophobic or just insecure with your sexuality?

I was saying delete my post not yours. I was trying to post a link but changed my mind. Once you submit it, you can't delete it but they can. Sorry for the confusion.

saden1 · 06-05-2007, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 70Chip

I was saying delete my post not yours. I was trying to post a link but changed my mind. Once you submit it, you can't delete it but they can. Sorry for the confusion.

My bad. I thought you wanted my post deleted.

saden1 · 06-05-2007, 04:02 AM

Funniest shit ever!

saden1 · 06-05-2007, 04:16 AM

Don't get drunk at work functions! This kinda looks fake but it's still funny.

Wanga Skins · 06-08-2007, 07:34 PM

I couldn't remember if anybody had posted this anywhere or not but this link lets you watch older movies, movies still in the theater, the latest chuck lidell fight and more.

Watch TV Sitcoms.Com

Great Stuff!!!

05-20-2007, 10:51 AM	#1726
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! what the heck? hahahaha __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

05-21-2007, 08:40 AM	#1727
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! From this weeks "News of the Weird": At a special session of Arizona's Court of Appeals in April, judges heard arguments on whether a bag of methamphetamine had been legally seized by police, who had a search warrant but not the authority to inspect body "cavities." The bag had been partially protruding from a certain cavity, and an officer pulled it out. The defense lawyer argued that the only legal precedent involved items hidden between posterior "cheeks" (i.e., where contraband would not be so secured), and thus that pulling it out was an invasion of privacy. However, the prosecutor, claiming that the bag was in plain sight and would have fallen out eventually, asked rhetorically, "Where does the butt end and the anus begin? ... The buttocks is just the bell end of the trumpet, and I don't think you (judges), for constitutional reasons, want to go there." [Sierra Vista Herald, 4-25-07]

05-21-2007, 08:42 AM	#1728
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Also from the same page: Police Blotter Cops Getting No Respect: Taryn McCarthy, 21, in the course of a contentious January arrest for DUI in Portsmouth, N.H., was further charged with five counts of simple assault, including four separate incidents of grabbing a state trooper's genitals. [Portsmouth Herald, 2-22-07] Felicha Marin, 18, was charged with shoplifting shoes from a store in Richmond, England, in March, and (according to a report in the Edgware & Mill Hill Times) in the skirmish surrounding her arrest, she was charged with assault for "spray(ing) an officer with milk from her right breast." [Edgware & Mill Hill Times (London), 4-12-07]

05-25-2007, 09:36 PM	#1730
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! FUNNY AND CUTE YouTube - Monster, gonna kick his ass __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

05-27-2007, 12:01 AM	#1731
EARTHQUAKE2689 You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 35 Posts: 14,165	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! MySpace Videos: 50 CENT / THE SIMPSONS by 50 CENT bart threw down on this __________________ https://open.spotify.com/artist/1NG9zNxqMP8cYNP72QqUQT Shameless self-promotion. It is what it is.

05-30-2007, 10:24 PM	#1732
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,638	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!

06-04-2007, 03:44 AM	#1733
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! This ain't right: __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

06-04-2007, 04:17 AM	#1734
70Chip Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Manassas Age: 53 Posts: 3,048	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Mods delete __________________ This Monkey's Gone to Heaven

06-05-2007, 04:02 AM	#1738
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Funniest shit ever! __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

06-05-2007, 04:16 AM	#1739
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Don't get drunk at work functions! This kinda looks fake but it's still funny. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

06-08-2007, 07:34 PM	#1740
Wanga Skins Special Teams Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Westminster, MD Age: 45 Posts: 135	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I couldn't remember if anybody had posted this anywhere or not but this link lets you watch older movies, movies still in the theater, the latest chuck lidell fight and more. Watch TV Sitcoms.Com Great Stuff!!!

Super Happy Fun Thread!

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