Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-31-2006, 01:09 PM

the sad thing is, I'm somewhat busy today but my work is very boring so I did that instead. Not like I'm on a dealine for some of this stuff...

hooskins · 07-31-2006, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

The Meeting

Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].

that shit is baller.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-31-2006, 02:21 PM

The Meeting

Midway through the season, after another consecutive loss Bill "The Coochie-smell" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his sphinctor of solitude. This was the sexual rendezvous that the whole country had been predicting for since T.O. signed with the Dallas Rice Krispie Treats.

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) f-ing douchebag all season, what's the deal?"
"Well Cooch, I just feel like my asshole is all swollen. I played like a(n) stupid asshole in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge ding dong. I can bring this team to the Gay Pride March if the team will just cornhole me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are jerking this already! The team is flaming and you have 0 touchdowns. If I didn't have huge man-tits I'd cornhole your ass to the moon right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) f-ing douchebag but old Jerry "The Rob Schneider" Jones just had to violate you! Now I'm done with you until I take a shit at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't use nunchukus with out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so you have to roll with it. This will be a real 80s flashback-type second half of the season if I'm eating pizza. Get me the and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could make out with Roy Williams to listen to some N'Sync..

Got...tired...too...many...blanks.

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-31-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

that shit is baller.

It's the most ballin'ist shit evah!

724Skinsfan · 07-31-2006, 05:10 PM

The Meeting

Midway through the season, after another unsuccessful attempt using anal (f)loss Bill "The Reach-Around" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his Dungeon of Despair. This was the second time that the whole roll of anal floss had been set aside for since T.O. signed with the Dallas Can't Closeout a Monday Night Football Game Cowboys.
"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) blind fluffer recovering from alcoholism all season, what's the deal?"
"Well Rat, I just feel like my self-centered ego is all I've got. I played like a(n) limp biscuit swirling in hot dog flavored water in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge chocolate starfish. I can bring this team to the brink of hell if the team will just deny me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are mouthing off to the press about this already! The team is nowhere near as good as the Washington Redskins and you have 30 touchdowns. If I didn't have an empty void in my soul that only your loving embrace can fill I'd felch your ass to the nearest pet store right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) easy lay but old Jerry "The Do I Look Younger Now?" Jones just had to pay top dollar for you! Now I'm in love with you until I quit coaching football and move in Paul Rubens at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't grow up with out the knowledge that the person who spit in my mouth while I was sleeping on the school bus all innocent like is dead, so you have to put up with me and deal with it. This will be a real rat smelling type of second half of the season if I'm back in Philly catching passes from their back up QB. Get me the and I'll take you to the limit in February. Otherwise, you can Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Gunbarrels!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could bitterly complain to the media with Roy Williams to try to get some more disrespect from the general public..

AMD, you made this one hard! I mean the Mad-Lib, by the way!

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-31-2006, 05:14 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever.

BDBohnzie · 07-31-2006, 05:15 PM

too time consuming, considering i've got one foot out the door...

724Skinsfan · 07-31-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever.

Literally, the nastiest word ever!

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-31-2006, 05:23 PM

There's this guy who works who is gay and his name rhymes with that, so we call him Felcher.

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-31-2006, 05:25 PM

that was above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. Thank you for raising the bar again 724. You complete me.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-31-2006, 05:26 PM

Yes, I tend to not be so nasty for some reason because I feel like no one would appreciate it.

Be prepared for CRAZY NASTY with the next Mad Lib. But I'm done for the day.

Malcolm...OUT.

724Skinsfan · 07-31-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

that was above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. Thank you for raising the bar again 724. You complete me.

Sad that this goes down as my most productive accomplishment at work today. Oh well, can't wait till the next one!

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-31-2006, 06:05 PM

i should start a new daily mad libs thread, because we've seriously hijacked this one. Who is this GTripp character anyways?

724Skinsfan · 07-31-2006, 06:10 PM

Actually, we should have a "PG" rated Mad-Libs and a "R" rated Mad-Libs. Some people may get pretty offended with the material we put on here.

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-31-2006, 06:47 PM

Hey, I have nothing to do with the disgusting minds of some of you people. I'm just demonstrating my new found talent for creating Mad Libs.

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07-31-2006, 01:09 PM	#151
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? the sad thing is, I'm somewhat busy today but my work is very boring so I did that instead. Not like I'm on a dealine for some of this stuff... __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-31-2006, 02:21 PM	#153
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? The Meeting Midway through the season, after another consecutive loss Bill "The Coochie-smell" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his sphinctor of solitude. This was the sexual rendezvous that the whole country had been predicting for since T.O. signed with the Dallas Rice Krispie Treats. "Owens, you've been playing like a(n) f-ing douchebag all season, what's the deal?" "Well Cooch, I just feel like my asshole is all swollen. I played like a(n) stupid asshole in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge ding dong. I can bring this team to the Gay Pride March if the team will just cornhole me what I'm really worth." "T.O. I can't believe you are jerking this already! The team is flaming and you have 0 touchdowns. If I didn't have huge man-tits I'd cornhole your ass to the moon right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) f-ing douchebag but old Jerry "The *Rob Schneider" Jones just had to violate* you! Now I'm done with you until I take a shit at the end of this season!" "Well coach, T.O. won't use nunchukus with out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so you have to roll with it. This will be a real 80s flashback-type second half of the season if I'm eating pizza. Get me the and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!" With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could make out with Roy Williams to *listen to* some *N'Sync.. Got...tired...too...many...blanks. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.*

07-31-2006, 05:10 PM	#155
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? The Meeting Midway through the season, after another unsuccessful attempt using anal (f)loss Bill "The Reach-Around" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his Dungeon of Despair. This was the second time that the whole roll of anal floss had been *set aside* for since T.O. signed with the Dallas Can't Closeout a Monday Night Football Game Cowboys. "Owens, you've been playing like a(n) *blind fluffer recovering from alcoholism* all season, what's the deal?" "Well *Rat, I just feel like my self-centered ego* is all I've got. I played like a(n) limp biscuit swirling in hot dog flavored water in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge chocolate starfish. I can bring this team to the *brink of hell* if the team will just deny me what I'm really worth." "T.O. I can't believe you are mouthing off to the press about this already! The team is nowhere near as good as the Washington Redskins and you have 30 touchdowns. If I didn't have *an empty void in my soul that only your loving embrace can fill* I'd felch your ass to the nearest pet store right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) easy lay but old Jerry "The *Do I Look Younger Now?" Jones just had to pay top dollar for* you! Now I'm in love with you until I quit coaching football and move in Paul Rubens at the end of this season!" "Well coach, T.O. won't grow up with out the *knowledge that the person who spit in my mouth while I was sleeping on the school bus all innocent like is dead, so you have to put up with me and deal* with it. This will be a real rat smelling type of second half of the season if I'm *back in Philly catching passes from their back up QB. Get me the and I'll take you to the limit* in February. Otherwise, you can Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Gunbarrels!" With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could bitterly complain to the media with Roy Williams to *try to get* some *more disrespect from the general public.*. AMD, you made this one hard! I mean the Mad-Lib, by the way! __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

07-31-2006, 05:14 PM	#156
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-31-2006, 05:15 PM	#157
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? too time consuming, considering i've got one foot out the door... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-31-2006, 05:23 PM	#159
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? There's this guy who works who is gay and his name rhymes with that, so we call him Felcher. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-31-2006, 05:25 PM	#160
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? that was above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. Thank you for raising the bar again 724. You complete me. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-31-2006, 05:26 PM	#161
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? Yes, I tend to not be so nasty for some reason because I feel like no one would appreciate it. Be prepared for CRAZY NASTY with the next Mad Lib. But I'm done for the day. Malcolm...OUT. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-31-2006, 06:05 PM	#163
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? i should start a new daily mad libs thread, because we've seriously hijacked this one. Who is this GTripp character anyways? __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-31-2006, 06:10 PM	#164
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? Actually, we should have a "PG" rated Mad-Libs and a "R" rated Mad-Libs. Some people may get pretty offended with the material we put on here. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

07-31-2006, 06:47 PM	#165
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? Hey, I have nothing to do with the disgusting minds of some of you people. I'm just demonstrating my new found talent for creating Mad Libs. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?

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