I love hypotheticals

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernible abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

I'm just gonna grab one and start swinging him at the other ones lol

[mredskins]

WTF? Is this for real? What is next how many woman can you rape?

I could never fantsize about beating up a child. SICK!

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by mredskins

WTF? Is this for real? What is next how many woman can you rape?

I could never fantsize about beating up a child. SICK!

It was a drunken conversation! It's not like I would actually beat a child, just a funny discussion to see what the differences in people tactics are and how badass they think they are.

Didn't mean to offend. Apologies, hence the "hypothetical"

[mredskins]

I have been drunk plenty of times never thought about beating up children. I guess I run with a weird crowd.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by mredskins

I have been drunk plenty of times never thought about beating up children. I guess I run with a weird crowd.

I think you're reading a little too deep into this.

Just close this shit before I get called a child beater and this turns into the friggin loose change thread

[JoeRedskin]

There is a reason it was a drunken conversation. Everything looks better through beer goggles.

[DynamiteRave]

Well this thread has gone to hell. Hijack time.

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[DynamiteRave]

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Hijack on.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Well this thread has gone to hell. Hijack time.

The 8 Phases of Dating - by Mingle2, a Free Dating Site

That was fuggin hilarious

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

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