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Old 10-10-2011, 11:57 AM   #16
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Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?



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Old 10-10-2011, 12:12 PM   #17
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Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?

for soccer and track, we'd just piss during warmups while stretching. nbd. never had to drop the deuce.
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Old 10-10-2011, 01:37 PM   #18
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Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?

I'd always read that players would just piss themselves during the games.

God. Huddles must smell like a Turkish bath house. :vomit:
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Old 10-10-2011, 05:34 PM   #19
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Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?

When I'm in a hard hitting ping pong game or corn toss I just piss my pants. Why take the time to go to the bathroom because its only beer.
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Old 10-10-2011, 07:42 PM   #20
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When I'm in a hard hitting ping pong game or corn toss I just piss my pants. Why take the time to go to the bathroom because its only beer.
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Old 10-10-2011, 08:02 PM   #21
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Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?

Usually we (football players at any level) just went at halftime. Still when you have adrenaline flowing a lot of those urges shut down.


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Here's a wild guess, but I wondering if all of that sweating has something to do with it. As in you sweat so much, you really don't have the need to go.
I don't know I'm confused.

It says here when fight or flight instincts kick in the digestive system shuts down. However it also goes on to say that those urges kick in.

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