A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas

AsylumGuido · 12-06-2009, 09:21 PM

And here is another I wrote last year that you may enjoy for this season.

God Rest You Jerry's Cowboy Fans
(sung to the tune of God Rest You Merry Gentlemen)

God rest you Jerry's Cowboy fans,
Let nothing you dismay,
Just dream that Tony Romo
Was born on Christmas Day;
To save you from the playoff glum
And that field goal replay.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

From Philly our division foe
A blessed Savior came;
And just like certain persons warned
Brought tidings of the same;
Now that your Valley Ranch is torn
there's only one to blame.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

"Fear not, then," said the owner,
"Because I'm none too bright;
This day I'll buy a Savior
Though fans it might incite,
To prove to you your trust in me
Through Pacman's power and might."

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

Now to the folks of Dallasland,
All you within that place,
And from the 'burbs and from the hood
Each other now embrace;
This annual tide, this Christmas slide
Hath brought forth more disgrace.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

Lyrics by Guido

sandtrapjack · 12-07-2009, 08:22 AM

Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.

firstdown · 12-07-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.

Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.

TheMalcolmConnection · 12-07-2009, 10:07 AM

Zing!

sandtrapjack · 12-07-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.

Or the Redskins in August through December.

cpayne5 · 12-07-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Or the Redskins in August through December.

Monkeydad · 12-07-2009, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Or the Redskins in August through December.

We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying.

Scott · 12-07-2009, 01:17 PM

You know its a sad day as a skins fan when we argue with Dallas fans about who sucks more...

budw38 · 12-07-2009, 01:45 PM

Tuck Calls Flozell a 'Dirtbag' ... F. Adams ... a dirtbag .... LOL !!

KLHJ2 · 12-07-2009, 01:57 PM

It's a good thing that nickname didn't stick with our O-line. I might be offended.

AsylumGuido · 12-07-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying.

So has everybody except for Detroit.

TheSmurfs22 · 12-07-2009, 09:30 PM

Love it!!!!!

tryfuhl · 12-07-2009, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.

You've spent more than 5-10 mins wasting your time on here on more than one occasion

Monkeydad · 12-08-2009, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.

Says a Dallass fan on a Redskins board.

GMScud · 12-13-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Or the Redskins in August through December.

You losers are who we all knew you were. Typical December. Have fun in New Orleans next weekend.

12-06-2009, 09:21 PM	#1
AsylumGuido Camp Scrub Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 57	A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas And here is another I wrote last year that you may enjoy for this season. God Rest You Jerry's Cowboy Fans (sung to the tune of God Rest You Merry Gentlemen) God rest you Jerry's Cowboy fans, Let nothing you dismay, Just dream that Tony Romo Was born on Christmas Day; To save you from the playoff glum And that field goal replay. O chidings of T.O. and Roy, T.O. and Roy, O chidings of T.O. and Roy! From Philly our division foe A blessed Savior came; And just like certain persons warned Brought tidings of the same; Now that your Valley Ranch is torn there's only one to blame. O chidings of T.O. and Roy, T.O. and Roy, O chidings of T.O. and Roy! "Fear not, then," said the owner, "Because I'm none too bright; This day I'll buy a Savior Though fans it might incite, To prove to you your trust in me Through Pacman's power and might." O chidings of T.O. and Roy, T.O. and Roy, O chidings of T.O. and Roy! Now to the folks of Dallasland, All you within that place, And from the 'burbs and from the hood Each other now embrace; This annual tide, this Christmas slide Hath brought forth more disgrace. O chidings of T.O. and Roy, T.O. and Roy, O chidings of T.O. and Roy! Lyrics by Guido Last edited by AsylumGuido; 12-08-2009 at 10:56 AM.

12-07-2009, 08:22 AM	#2
sandtrapjack The Starter Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,993	Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.

12-07-2009, 10:07 AM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 42 Posts: 19,218	Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas Zing! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

12-07-2009, 01:17 PM	#8
Scott Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 177	Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas You know its a sad day as a skins fan when we argue with Dallas fans about who sucks more...

12-07-2009, 01:45 PM	#9
budw38 Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern,Va. Posts: 2,706	Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas Tuck Calls Flozell a 'Dirtbag' ... F. Adams ... a dirtbag .... LOL !!

12-07-2009, 01:57 PM	#10
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 45 Posts: 5,829	Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas It's a good thing that nickname didn't stick with our O-line. I might be offended.

12-07-2009, 09:30 PM	#12
TheSmurfs22 The Starter Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Staunton, VA Posts: 1,261	Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas Love it!!!!! __________________ F#$% the Cowpukes!

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