I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care...

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-24-2007, 03:25 PM

I'm finally back with some sense of normalcy at work. I've been on randomly during the cruise paying .75 cents a minute to look at Skins info, so I haven't been able to post a lot without paying out the ass for it. I'm back and for anyone who cares, here are some photos from the wedding and honeymoon:

My blushing bride t-minus five minutes to getting destroyed the night before the night before the wedding (the last night I could see her).

My buddy that night hanging out with my wife's sister's friend who totally wanted to bang him.

The girls ten seconds prior to this crazy shop owner coming out and screaming at them for taking pictures with Captain Morgan. I have a thought: Don't put out a statue of Captain Morgan in Key West and not expect people to take pictures with it.

The next night bachelor partying. I don't know these girls. I just know that I was about ten beers into the night.

It was around 9:30 PM.

Spotted the bride out that night at Sloppy Joe's. As you can see, people were stuffing dollar bills in her dress.

Oh well, at least she was making me some money.

This is of a lot of the older wives who partied longer than Nicole's friends did that night. They all range thirty and older and are the heaviest drinkers I've ever met.

Me with the gayest look I've ever had on my face. Ever.

End of bachelor party night. That picture was taken of the last friend still awake with me at 3:30. He left, I stayed at the bar by myself until it closed and had a transsexual follow me at least five or six blocks until I had to shove it aside.

Formal night. A guy that talked like Borat took our picture and I think his wife wanted to swing with us. She looked at us like a tasty Russian dessert.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-24-2007, 03:28 PM

In the Caymans taking pictures in front of the REAL Captain Morgan.

More of the same except she's nowhere NEAR as hardcore as I AM in my GNR t-shirt.

Self explanatory.

It was a story about me.

Nicole did not pass out but had a couple barracudas swimming around her feet just after this picture.

Honduras. Sharks swimming around behind me...

Nicole thinks she's funny. She's not.

Took this for obvious reasons. The cookies. Take that for what you will...

Prior to snorkeling in Mexico. This guy SPOKE like Borat and said: "It's a great day to make snorkel. HIGH FIVE!" He ACTUALLY said that not meaning to. I choked on my snorkel.

Doing what we do best on a cruise. Eat. Steal food from buffet. Bring to room. Game over.

I'm SO awesome.

12thMan · 05-24-2007, 03:36 PM

Very nice. I didn't realize you were so handsome, Malcolm.

Anyway, who's the cutie thrid from the top, blonde with black top/white skirt?

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-24-2007, 03:45 PM

That's her sister. Married. Sorry 12th!

Speaking of her husband though, I didn't get to post these pictures, but he is a "cougar hunter" extraordinaire! He had these two cougars following us like puppies for blocks to each bar.

Hog1 · 05-24-2007, 03:53 PM

Congrats,
Key West is great! It's like another country.

Let me guess............this is the......second gayest pic ever??????

"I'm SO awesome".

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-24-2007, 03:55 PM

Yes, it is the second gayest face I've ever made. Nicole caught me around 2 AM chowing down on dessert.

I gained 15 lbs on that cruise.

hesscl34 · 05-24-2007, 03:56 PM

Great pics. You are VERY handsome, Malcolm. All the good ones marry young! ..

12thMan · 05-24-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

That's her sister. Married. Sorry 12th!

Speaking of her husband though, I didn't get to post these pictures, but he is a "cougar hunter" extraordinaire! He had these two cougars following us like puppies for blocks to each bar.

The good ones are always taken.

Uh yeah, I definitely don't want to mess with a married woman...especially when hubby plays with cougars!

hesscl34 · 05-24-2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

That's her sister. Married. Sorry 12th!

Speaking of her husband though, I didn't get to post these pictures, but he is a "cougar hunter" extraordinaire! He had these two cougars following us like puppies for blocks to each bar.

... I will one day soon be a cougar myself...

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-24-2007, 03:58 PM

In "The Gayest Picture Ever" look behind me at the guy turning towards me. That's her husband. Honestly, I always liked him, but he got kind of sleazy with the ladies when he started drinking.

And thanks Hess.

12thMan · 05-24-2007, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

In "The Gayest Picture Ever" look behind me at the guy turning towards me. That's her husband. Honestly, I always liked him, but he got kind of sleazy with the ladies when he started drinking.

And thanks Hess.

Oh, I could take that guy

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-24-2007, 04:05 PM

Yes, you could. He lost all of his "intimidation" weight so now he's just a skinny rail.

MTK · 05-24-2007, 04:09 PM

Looks like a great time, congrats and welcome back!

Schneed10 · 05-24-2007, 04:09 PM

Dude welcome back and congrats. Glad you had fun, I know I look back on my honeymoon as the most fun vacation of all time, and I'm sure you do the same now.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-24-2007, 04:10 PM

Thanks guys. Cruises are the only vacation I'll ever take again. You cannot beat waking up in a different country every day.

Next cruise just has to be European. We also had a really cool cruise director who had all sorts of nice R-rated comedy at midnight after we were all good and drunk. And for those of you familiar with cruises, my bill almost made me shit my pants. You get that little credit card that you just give for EVERYTHING.

05-24-2007, 03:25 PM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... I'm finally back with some sense of normalcy at work. I've been on randomly during the cruise paying .75 cents a minute to look at Skins info, so I haven't been able to post a lot without paying out the ass for it. I'm back and for anyone who cares, here are some photos from the wedding and honeymoon: My blushing bride t-minus five minutes to getting destroyed the night before the night before the wedding (the last night I could see her). My buddy that night hanging out with my wife's sister's friend who totally wanted to bang him. The girls ten seconds prior to this crazy shop owner coming out and screaming at them for taking pictures with Captain Morgan. I have a thought: Don't put out a statue of Captain Morgan in Key West and not expect people to take pictures with it. The next night bachelor partying. I don't know these girls. I just know that I was about ten beers into the night. It was around 9:30 PM. Spotted the bride out that night at Sloppy Joe's. As you can see, people were stuffing dollar bills in her dress. Oh well, at least she was making me some money. This is of a lot of the older wives who partied longer than Nicole's friends did that night. They all range thirty and older and are the heaviest drinkers I've ever met. Me with the gayest look I've ever had on my face. Ever. End of bachelor party night. That picture was taken of the last friend still awake with me at 3:30. He left, I stayed at the bar by myself until it closed and had a transsexual follow me at least five or six blocks until I had to shove it aside. Formal night. A guy that talked like Borat took our picture and I think his wife wanted to swing with us. She looked at us like a tasty Russian dessert. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-24-2007, 03:28 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... In the Caymans taking pictures in front of the REAL Captain Morgan. More of the same except she's nowhere NEAR as hardcore as I AM in my GNR t-shirt. Self explanatory. It was a story about me. Nicole did not pass out but had a couple barracudas swimming around her feet just after this picture. Honduras. Sharks swimming around behind me... Nicole thinks she's funny. She's not. Took this for obvious reasons. The cookies. Take that for what you will... Prior to snorkeling in Mexico. This guy SPOKE like Borat and said: "It's a great day to make snorkel. HIGH FIVE!" He ACTUALLY said that not meaning to. I choked on my snorkel. Doing what we do best on a cruise. Eat. Steal food from buffet. Bring to room. Game over. I'm SO awesome. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-24-2007, 03:36 PM	#3
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Very nice. I didn't realize you were so handsome, Malcolm. Anyway, who's the cutie thrid from the top, blonde with black top/white skirt?

05-24-2007, 03:45 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... That's her sister. Married. Sorry 12th! Speaking of her husband though, I didn't get to post these pictures, but he is a "cougar hunter" extraordinaire! He had these two cougars following us like puppies for blocks to each bar. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-24-2007, 03:53 PM	#5
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Congrats, Key West is great! It's like another country. Let me guess............this is the......second gayest pic ever?????? "I'm SO awesome". __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

05-24-2007, 03:55 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Yes, it is the second gayest face I've ever made. Nicole caught me around 2 AM chowing down on dessert. I gained 15 lbs on that cruise. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-24-2007, 03:56 PM	#7
hesscl34 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 2,782	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Great pics. You are VERY handsome, Malcolm. All the good ones marry young! ..

05-24-2007, 03:58 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... In "The Gayest Picture Ever" look behind me at the guy turning towards me. That's her husband. Honestly, I always liked him, but he got kind of sleazy with the ladies when he started drinking. And thanks Hess. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-24-2007, 04:05 PM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Yes, you could. He lost all of his "intimidation" weight so now he's just a skinny rail. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-24-2007, 04:09 PM	#13
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,472	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Looks like a great time, congrats and welcome back! __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

05-24-2007, 04:09 PM	#14
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,421	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Dude welcome back and congrats. Glad you had fun, I know I look back on my honeymoon as the most fun vacation of all time, and I'm sure you do the same now. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

05-24-2007, 04:10 PM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care... Thanks guys. Cruises are the only vacation I'll ever take again. You cannot beat waking up in a different country every day. Next cruise just has to be European. We also had a really cool cruise director who had all sorts of nice R-rated comedy at midnight after we were all good and drunk. And for those of you familiar with cruises, my bill almost made me shit my pants. You get that little credit card that you just give for EVERYTHING. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

I'm back: Wedding and Honeymoon Pictures for those who care...

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