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Old 11-20-2023, 01:38 PM   #1
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Re: WTF thread

Single fellas. This might be a good dating strategy to try out.

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Old 01-31-2024, 12:02 PM   #2
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Unforeseen circumcisions

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Old 01-31-2024, 01:55 PM   #3
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LOL, stay away from the meat pizza's.
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Old 01-31-2024, 10:37 PM   #4
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LOL, stay away from the meat pizza's.
That’s not pepperoni
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That’s not pepperoni
Kramer is definitely not a fan of circumcisions.
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Kramer is definitely not a fan of circumcisions.
Kramer is definitely big on keeping fellas in one piece
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Old 03-12-2024, 09:19 PM   #7
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https://www.12onyourside.com/2024/03...-say/?tbref=hp

2 men planned to have ‘large’ python eat woman’s daughter before blowing up her house, police say



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Old 05-30-2024, 06:44 AM   #8
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LOL, you just have to say WTF with this one! Even the Judge is thinking WTF!
You have to watch the video!!!

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Michigan man with suspended license logs into Zoom court hearing while driving


A Michigan man with a suspended driver's license joined a digital court hearing about his case from behind the wheel of a vehicle he was driving.

Corey Harris did not physically appear in court for his hearing on May 15. Instead, he dialed into the Zoom call — while he was driving, according to video of the hearing posted on Washtenaw County Judge Cedric Simpson’s YouTube page.

Simpson asked Harris whether he was driving when he joined the hearing. He told Simpson that he was pulling into a parking spot at his doctor's office and would be ready for the hearing in "one second."

After a brief pause and Simpson’s confirming Harris was "stationary," the attorney representing Harris, Natalie Pate, who was in court that day, asked for an adjournment of two to four weeks.

"OK, so maybe I don't understand something," Simpson said after having appeared to review the case in front of him. "This is a driving while license suspended?"

Pate confirmed he was looking at a case involving driving without a license.

"And he was just driving? And he doesn't have a license?" Simpson asked.
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Old 05-30-2024, 09:26 AM   #9
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i saw that, seriously its amazing people make it through this life
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Old 05-31-2024, 10:07 AM   #10
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This is my kind of delivery driver nothing is going to stop him from making sure the packages aren't received the day they're supposed to.

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