Super Happy Fun Thread!

hesscl34 · 05-03-2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by angryssg

How does a redhead change a light bulb? She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does

BITE ME

KLHJ2 · 05-01-2007, 01:40 AM

YouTube - Family Guy - Stewie talks about Marlee Matlin farting

KLHJ2 · 05-01-2007, 04:12 AM

Garden of Eden

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

KLHJ2 · 05-02-2007, 04:18 AM

YouTube - The Game (NFL Films Parody)

Funny NFL films parody. LMFAO!

BigSKINBauer · 05-02-2007, 07:21 AM

i think i am up the latest today.

hooskins · 05-02-2007, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

i think i am up the latest today.

whattup man. Why up so early?

I got finals shit to do. You?

Gmanc711 · 05-02-2007, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

whattup man. Why up so early?

I got finals shit to do. You?

I've got finals shit to do.....yet I'm on the warpath

You're just like me...

SmootSmack · 05-02-2007, 08:36 PM

Canthetuna has no game at all

BigSKINBauer · 05-02-2007, 08:34 AM

yeah, i've been up basically all night. I got an hour or so of sleep that i regret because i sorta just dozed off. I have an essay to write. UMD runs on a later schedule than most other universities, our finals start may 11th.

JoeRedskin · 05-03-2007, 08:27 AM

Just stumbled onto this one:YouTube - Cheating Cyclist Gets Comeuppance

Take that you unsportsmanlike bitch.

JoeRedskin · 05-03-2007, 08:30 AM

And this one: YouTube - Cheerleader gets DUNKED

I love how the guys are chest bumping and celebrating afterward while the chick is standing there holding her head - "uh, guys - I think I have a concussion".

That said its a pretty amazing and amazingly stupid trick.

Monkeydad · 05-03-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

And this one: YouTube - Cheerleader gets DUNKED

I love how the guys are chest bumping and celebrating afterward while the chick is standing there holding her head - "uh, guys - I think I have a concussion".

That said its a pretty amazing and amazingly stupid trick.

That's an old one. A lot of people say it's fake and I can see how. It looks like they're standing further in front of the basket. Besides, how do you practice that?

FRPLG · 05-03-2007, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

That's an old one. A lot of people say it's fake and I can see how. It looks like they're standing further in front of the basket. Besides, how do you practice that?

It HAS to be fake. They could try that 100 times and kill her 99 times before getting it perfect. The list of things that could go wrong and cause severe injury or death is as long as my arm. No way no how that is real.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 08:41 AM

YES! My favorite word: comeuppance!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2007, 10:48 AM

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

05-01-2007, 01:40 AM	#2
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! YouTube - Family Guy - Stewie talks about Marlee Matlin farting

05-01-2007, 04:12 AM	#3
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Garden of Eden Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman." God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

05-02-2007, 04:18 AM	#4
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! YouTube - The Game (NFL Films Parody) Funny NFL films parody. LMFAO!

05-02-2007, 07:21 AM	#5
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 37 Posts: 5,688	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! i think i am up the latest today.

05-02-2007, 08:36 PM	#8
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Canthetuna has no game at all __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

05-02-2007, 08:34 AM	#9
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 37 Posts: 5,688	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! yeah, i've been up basically all night. I got an hour or so of sleep that i regret because i sorta just dozed off. I have an essay to write. UMD runs on a later schedule than most other universities, our finals start may 11th.

05-03-2007, 08:27 AM	#10
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Just stumbled onto this one:YouTube - Cheating Cyclist Gets Comeuppance Take that you unsportsmanlike bitch. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

05-03-2007, 08:30 AM	#11
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! And this one: YouTube - Cheerleader gets DUNKED I love how the guys are chest bumping and celebrating afterward while the chick is standing there holding her head - "uh, guys - I think I have a concussion". That said its a pretty amazing and amazingly stupid trick. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

05-03-2007, 08:41 AM	#14
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,263	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! YES! My favorite word: comeuppance! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-03-2007, 10:48 AM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,263	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend? She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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