|
|
|||||||
| Parking Lot Off-topic chatter pertaining to movies, TV, music, video games, etc. |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
04-01-2008, 11:32 AM
|
#1 |
|
Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
Posts: 17,460
|
Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
Posted Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:13pm AEDT Updated Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:22pm AEDT A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian". Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow-moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported. He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told. "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call. Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work. Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls. Man sentenced over wombat rape claim - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)  Wombat is SHOCKED by allegations and puts out the following statement to the media: "I did...not...have...sexual relations with that human...Mr. Cradock." |
|
|
| Advertisements |
|
04-01-2008, 12:16 PM
|
#2 |
|
Quietly Dominating the East
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naples, Florida
Posts: 10,675
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
The REAL crime here is that the off-season has brought us to............this
__________________
Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... “God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs |
|
|
|
|
04-01-2008, 01:57 PM
|
#3 |
|
Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
Posts: 17,460
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
Nah. I would have posted this story any time throughout the season and even during Super Bowl week.
It's a story you just can't ignore. 
|
|
|
|
|
04-01-2008, 02:00 PM
|
#4 |
|
Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 4,471
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
That wombat looks like the one getting violated.
__________________
"All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine |
|
|
|
|
04-01-2008, 02:15 PM
|
#5 |
|
Inactive
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: DC Metro Area
Age: 46
Posts: 5,829
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
Next week you will be posting about the woman who faces 15 years for knocking a mother of 3 into a coma after she cut in line at Disney.
|
|
|
|
|
04-01-2008, 02:16 PM
|
#6 |
|
Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
Posts: 17,460
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
* Not the actual Wombat alleged to have done the deed, unless by a crazy coincidence.
|
|
|
|
|
04-01-2008, 04:05 PM
|
#7 |
|
Quietly Dominating the East
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naples, Florida
Posts: 10,675
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
I can post this thread NO MORE.
I have no desire to be dealing with the Wombat's atty................by association
__________________
Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... “God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs |
|
|
|
|
04-01-2008, 04:23 PM
|
#8 |
|
Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE
Posts: 3,494
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
I'm sorely tempted to merge this thread with this one.
http://www.redskinswarpath.com/locke...l-neglect.html
__________________
There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too. |
|
|
|
|
04-01-2008, 05:00 PM
|
#9 | |
|
The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111
Age: 32
Posts: 1,160
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
Quote:
__________________
143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal. |
|
|
|
|
|
04-02-2008, 11:05 AM
|
#10 | |
|
Camp Scrub
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 64
|
Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
Quote:
LMAO....good one. |
|
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
