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07-12-2006, 12:58 AM
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Uncle Phil
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If I Could Be Like Mike
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/storie....314c6e50.html
“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard." I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.
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07-12-2006, 01:06 AM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
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07-12-2006, 01:44 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
Well let's make this a class action lawsuit for everyone with a shiny head!
Excuse me while I shave. These type of lawsuits are getting ridiculous. No one wants to work for their money anymore. I think we should enact legislation that says if you bring a frivilous lawsuit into court that you must pay for the court costs AND a fine for wasting taxpayer money and the time of the person you're trying to steal from. The woman who didn't know coffee was hot before she drove with a styofoam cup between her legs shouldn't have won...she should've been reimbursing the court for wasting their time. These kind of people are also why our insurance (of all kinds) rates are so high now. |
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07-12-2006, 02:10 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
What a freakin' douchebag. Puts things in real perspective.
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07-12-2006, 02:32 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
I'm going to sue Shaq for copying my game. Even though I'm about 5'9'' and can't jump I know that if I were his size I would have played just like him, but now I can't because he took my only chance. To the court house!
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07-12-2006, 02:34 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.
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07-12-2006, 02:35 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
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07-12-2006, 02:36 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
I guess if you want to lose EVERYTHING YOU OWN!
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07-12-2006, 02:38 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
Good guess, rookie. I just lost a buck....TO MYSELF!!!
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07-12-2006, 02:39 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
Nice job Farva.
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07-12-2006, 02:41 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
People have told me that I use words, and occasionally images and smilies, to convey opinions on a Redskins message board much like ArtMonkDrillz.
"Wow, you write posts like AMD. You use words, images, smilies. It's uncanny. Sometimes I can't tell the difference" Well you know what? Enough is enough. AMD is a great fan site poster but the comparisons are causing undue grief. But I'm not suing broke ass AMD. No, I've decided to sue The Ego for facilitating these endless comparisons. Who's with me?
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07-12-2006, 02:42 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
Class action baby.
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07-12-2006, 02:46 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?
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07-12-2006, 02:49 PM
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07-12-2006, 02:50 PM
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
I can imagine Jordan's rap starting kinda like this:
"[h]e take my money, when [he's] in need Yeah [h]e's a triflin friend indeed Oh [h]e's a gold digger way over town That digs on me" Just need Jamie Foxx to sing it...
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