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Old 07-15-2013, 04:29 PM   #1411
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

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What are you doing in a parking lot (other than possibly an ER parking lot) that requires haste whilst parking?

Head in parking means you're backing out into traffic, possibly into one of those morons who treats a parking lot like a racetrack. Backing into a spot means that the area has limited potential for accidents, also allowing you to clearly see your exit from the space. Only a complete ****wit parks head in.
It's not often I agree with RedskinRat...but when I do...IT'S ****ING NOW!!! **** YEAH REDSKINRAT!!! **** TO THE Y-E-A-H!!!
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Old 07-15-2013, 04:43 PM   #1412
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It's not often I agree with RedskinRat...but when I do...IT'S ****ING NOW!!! **** YEAH REDSKINRAT!!! **** TO THE Y-E-A-H!!!
First our team allegiance, now this.

Can we get married in your State?

Point being, it's purely logic. Why would anyone back INTO TRAFFIC?

Dafuq!

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Old 07-15-2013, 04:45 PM   #1413
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

Backing in to a spot is for the pros, or those with backup cameras. Otherwise don't do it and waste everyone's time.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:01 PM   #1414
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Way to sit on the fence, JR!
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:02 PM   #1415
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What are you doing in a parking lot (other than possibly an ER parking lot) that requires haste whilst parking?

Head in parking means you're backing out into traffic, possibly into one of those morons who treats a parking lot like a racetrack. Backing into a spot means that the area has limited potential for accidents, also allowing you to clearly see your exit from the space. Only a complete ****wit parks head in.
I mostly agree with this. Backing in is superior, it takes about 2 seconds longer to park, but makes getting out much safer. The only time I don't back in anymore is in the parking lots with angled slots and grocery shopping since I need access to the trunk.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:05 PM   #1416
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

How about the pull through? All the speed of head in parking plus the benefits of backing in parking when it is time to leave.

I seriously get a erection when I have a awesome pull through spot lined up. I have to turn the ac on high after i park and point it at my pants so I can get out of the car.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:10 PM   #1417
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How about the pull through? All the speed of head in parking plus the benefits of backing in parking when it is time to leave.

I seriously get a erection when I have a awesome pull through spot lined up. I have to turn the ac on high after i park and point it at my pants so I can get out of the car.
I think that's why car manufacturers came up with ventilated seats for A/C, no?
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:13 PM   #1418
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

The pull through is a no-brainer. I'll park a little further away if it means being able to pull through.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:16 PM   #1419
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:16 PM   #1420
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I seriously could pull through all day long. Sometimes I go to Wal Mart and just drive around looking for pull through opportunities.

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Old 07-15-2013, 05:19 PM   #1421
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

I get seriously annoyed when I'm the passenger in a car and the drive doesn't pull through (assuming we don't need to access to the truck). It just makes no sense to me.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:21 PM   #1422
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

I want to know what happened to Chico's snake.

I was serious about the trash can-and-mouse trap. I've seen it work before.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:34 PM   #1423
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

If running out of lives in Candy Crush grinds your gears, read this: How To Cheat Your Way To Unlimited Lives On Candy Crush

Also, you can reset the time back to normal as soon as you start playing again.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:37 PM   #1424
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

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I want to know what happened to Chico's snake.

I was serious about the trash can-and-mouse trap. I've seen it work before.
Mentally im getting prepared. Im not gonna walk back into another snake ambush. This time when we get in the ring, its gonna be a cage match. My neighbor already asked if he could shoot it and i asked "Shoot it in my house?" He of course answer yes.

I just wish I had my phone to get a picture or video, but my phone became a causality in my fight against soberity over the weekend.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:42 PM   #1425
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Chico,

Substitute snake for bug in this scenario

yeah, thats it. I was pissed when he didnt find him today.
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