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Old 04-22-2008, 10:10 PM   #1
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This needs its own thread. Not tucked away in the SHFT.

That's some funny stuffs right there.
The worst part was I was reading it in a huge computer lab filled with people and I had to work so hard not to crack up. Especially when I saw this pick. Hell I'm laughing as I type this.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Emmitt Smith IV, RB, Florida
Jon Grudens love to take the sons of former NFL players. He should draft my son, Emmitt IV. Emmitt IV is only five or six years old, and he already can carry the football in both hands - his right hand and his... uhh... other hand. Emmitt IV is a little young in the tooth, but he can be a great runnin' back in the year 2017.

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Old 04-11-2008, 11:09 AM   #2
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I can't get them to work in Firefox, but can in IE...
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Old 04-13-2008, 07:29 PM   #3
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Old 04-15-2008, 06:15 AM   #4
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Old 04-15-2008, 06:57 AM   #5
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i dont know about that video, but apache is difinitely a kickin jam
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:08 AM   #6
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Old 04-22-2008, 12:51 PM   #7
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4-21-08 Bigot Bruce "illiterate immigrants" comment

I do not know what is worse; him saying it or how long it took her to respond with "how dare you".

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Great mock draft by Emmitt. His picks are "sharp as a whistle," and no one is going to make an "escape goat" out of him.

Tim Tebow with the 5th overall pick! That's great....
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:06 AM   #11
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they all yours?''

'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need
all your children's' names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all
named Leighroy.

In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes, it make it easier. When it's time to get
'em out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for
dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to
stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy and all of 'em
stops. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
whole bunch?'

'Well, then I calls them by their last name.'
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