WTF thread

[SunnySide]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

https://babylonbee.com/news/amy-schu...-for-bad-jokes

Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes

Lolololol…the standard been set

I just watched her opening, I thought it was funny.

https://youtu.be/YNZz2Blqdco

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I give Will Smith credit for the form of his walk up and slap. Well executed.

Chris Rock gets credit for having a chin and not being a bitch about things.

[Chico23231]

All I want now is Dave Chappelle release a joke on social media about Will Smith’s ugly ass, no talented kids.

That would be fire

[punch it in]

I could care less if they keep doing the oscars. It’s not like Im forced to watch. Plus I can think of other groups of people who gather together in large rooms to applaud rich people that I’d much rather have canceled before Actors. Lol.

[MTK]

This was fucking nuts

Six people killed in massive crash on Interstate 81 in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania State Police say

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by MTK

This was fucking nuts

Six people killed in massive crash on Interstate 81 in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania State Police say

81 through the middle of Pennsylvania is pretty but you better pay attention.

[MTK]

A lot of those people seemed to be driving crazy fast considering the conditions. Snow and fog is a really bad mix.

[BaltimoreSkins]

Originally Posted by MTK

A lot of those people seemed to be driving crazy fast considering the conditions. Snow and fog is a really bad mix.

I drive that section quite a bit and it is always congested too. Just outside of Harrisburg. Generally lots of traffic and narrow shoulders

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by MTK

A lot of those people seemed to be driving crazy fast considering the conditions. Snow and fog is a really bad mix.

If only there were someone willing to go the speed limit in the left lane.

[mooby]

I kept wondering where you guys were talking about the Will Smith incident, been out of town the last week almost.

So much about that shit is insane. And the privilege to sit back down, win an award and make some horseshit speech after all that? Being an A-lister is like having a privilege license to do whatever you want.

I saw Chris Rock holding back after the incident - he could've roasted Smith and/or Jada after the incident (bc maybe Will wouldn't be such a shithead if she could keep other guys dicks out of her mouth) but instead he took the high road. +1 respect.

I tend to side with comedians a lot of the time anyways - a lot of my favorite bits have a tendency to take situations that are universally unfunny and make a joke about them. Besides, there's no way of knowing if Rock even knew the reason for her hair loss. Shaving your head as a woman is still occasionally trendy today.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

If only there were someone willing to go the speed limit in the left lane.

Normally I agree with you on most things but this isn't one of them. I ain't condoning doing 80 in heavy traffic in tight quarters, but if the road is wide open, visibility is clear and you aren't passing anybody get out of the left lane. Some state utilities even pay money to sign-makers to inform you of this.

With that being said it sounds like the snow storm came out of nowhere and the tragedy was unavoidable - I've been in situations on 95 where visibility dropped to almost nil out of nowhere and even with plenty of spacing between cars it's still very dangerous just to be moving when you can't see 10 feet in front of you. My condolences to those who died.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by mooby

Normally I agree with you on most things but this isn't one of them. I ain't condoning doing 80 in heavy traffic in tight quarters, but if the road is wide open, visibility is clear and you aren't passing anybody get out of the left lane. Some state utilities even pay money to sign-makers to inform you of this.

With that being said it sounds like the snow storm came out of nowhere and the tragedy was unavoidable - I've been in situations on 95 where visibility dropped to almost nil out of nowhere and even with plenty of spacing between cars it's still very dangerous just to be moving when you can't see 10 feet in front of you. My condolences to those who died.

I know, I was just digging up a very old Warpath inside joke.

Somewhere in the what grinds your gears thread I think there are about five pages of me trolling people, telling them I drive in the left lane at the speed limit to keep others from speeding to keep the road safer.

[Giantone]

Originally Posted by mooby

Normally I agree with you on most things but this isn't one of them. I ain't condoning doing 80 in heavy traffic in tight quarters, but if the road is wide open, visibility is clear and you aren't passing anybody get out of the left lane. Some state utilities even pay money to sign-makers to inform you of this.

With that being said it sounds like the snow storm came out of nowhere and the tragedy was unavoidable - I've been in situations on 95 where visibility dropped to almost nil out of nowhere and even with plenty of spacing between cars it's still very dangerous just to be moving when you can't see 10 feet in front of you. My condolences to those who died.

The problem isn't just speed. The common "rules of the Road" are not being followed . Speed limit might be 55 but if the flow of traffic is running 65 I have no problem but if someone doesn't feel right get in the slow lane(right lane). Use blinkers God created them for a reason and when it's rain put on your headlights! If someone is behind you don't tap the breaks just put the blinker on and move over and if you're the one speeding be patient and let the people move over no need to pass on the shoulder of the road.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Giantone

The problem isn't just speed. The common "rules of the Road" are not being followed . Speed limit might be 55 but if the flow of traffic is running 65 I have no problem but if someone doesn't feel right get in the slow lane(right lane). Use blinkers God created them for a reason and when it's rain put on your headlights! If someone is behind you don't tap the breaks just put the blinker on and move over and if you're the one speeding be patient and let the people move over no need to pass on the shoulder of the road.

Please no more of this, beating a dead horse on here.

go the grinding gears thread and look up what S10 was talking about earlier, you will get your fill.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

I know, I was just digging up a very old Warpath inside joke.

Somewhere in the what grinds your gears thread I think there are about five pages of me trolling people, telling them I drive in the left lane at the speed limit to keep others from speeding to keep the road safer.

Honestly to this day anytime I'm stuck behind some slowpoke jack-off in the left lane I think of that thread and laugh

[BaltimoreSkins]

Crazy story
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04...8181649274991/

This is the kind of stuff you are supposed to be afraid of as a kid like quick sand or being lost in a grocery store but turn out to never be a big deal. Except for this guy