Ever wore a "Kilt"? Drink and you might.

[BDBohnzie]

AMD can attest to this...

Each year, we watch Salisbury play Frostburg in football for the Regent's Cup. and each year, our tailgate has a theme that we try to abide by and have a good time. Well, our buddy had the brilliant idea that he and I would go as hooligans, and we'd wear kilts. I thought he was kidding, until he took my measurements and bought the material, and sewed some kilts. So, we wore them. I was too chicken to go commando (that and it was a bit breezy), but I wore it, and still have it tucked away. (And yes, large quantities of beer were involved, and drinking them out of a baseball bat was good to go).