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[ArtMonkDrillz]

So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[BDBohnzie]

Well, the world's a twisted place.

I see we're bouncing to WW2...

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Well, the world's a twisted place.

I see we're bouncing to WW2...

ah, green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a damn?

[BDBohnzie]

(Dude, it's who gives a shit)
(and Matty, sorry for hijacking this thread)

I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

(Dude, it's who gives a shit)
(and Matty, sorry for hijacking this thread)

I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

Damnit, I'm an idiot. I knew that didn't seem right when i posted it. I should have known better, especially since I whispered that to a coworker during a meeting a little too loud last week.

I guess I'm just losing touch with reality. BUT, reality isn't father knows best anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak workboot, a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed. Reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.

[BDBohnzie]

Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.