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Old 06-27-2006, 08:53 AM   #1
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No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...062601509.html

I can't even read this article, because this picture is too RE-diculous!

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Re: No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$

I used to love when they would do him on MadTV. Will Sasso is the shit !!!
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I used to love when they would do him on MadTV. Will Sasso is the shit !!!
He has actually become that character.
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:04 AM   #5
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I used to love when they would do him on MadTV. Will Sasso is the shit !!!
i saw an episode with a seagal bit in it yesterday and it was hillarious. he was beating the shit out of people in a mom and pop resaurant for simple shit like taking too many sugar packets and putting gum under the table.
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Old 06-27-2006, 03:12 PM   #6
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Re: No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$

mad tv is excellent, but wth happened to seagal? Man when did he start going downhill like that? His breasticles have tiny little breasticles on them. Who would win in a fight, the old seagal or the new manboob version of him?
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mad tv is excellent, but wth happened to seagal? Man when did he start going downhill like that? His breasticles have tiny little breasticles on them. Who would win in a fight, the old seagal or the new manboob version of him?
I think the young Seagal would eventually win, after a long and boring bout. The new stevie would be too lazy to fight, so he would just sit in a chair and take punches to the gut for about 3 hours. Eventually his belly would sucome to the blows and the 5 meatball subs that he would be eating throughout the "fight" and he would drift off into the afterlife. Shortly thereafter, the old Seagal would kill himself in order to avoid turing into Manboobs McLoungesinger.
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Old 06-28-2006, 05:16 PM   #8
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My how far Segal has fallen.

He used to be such a badass. Now he's just a fatass.
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