F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-02-2006, 03:06 PM

...that lady needs to find a less pungent vegetable to enjoy. My allergies are killing me and I can still smell that crap. F her and her 15 cats (I assume she has 15 cats)!!!

PWNED · 05-02-2006, 03:19 PM

better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store.

12thMan · 05-02-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

...that lady needs to find a less pungent vegetable to enjoy. My allergies are killing me and I can still smell that crap. F her and her 15 cats (I assume she has 15 cats)!!!

Dude, this is funnier than hell....

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-02-2006, 03:27 PM

you have no idea how miserable this really is though. We just put an anti-broccoli sign up on the microwave. That will teach that costume jewelry wearing she-devil a thing or two!!!

Anyone who microwaves anything other than soup/left over pizza/hot pockets/etc should be shot with a BB gun for each person they offend! 20 pumps bitch!!!!

PWNED · 05-02-2006, 03:42 PM

i heart hot pockets.

MTK · 05-02-2006, 04:36 PM

F... anybody else's lunch in general.

Always smells like B.O.

BigSKINBauer · 05-02-2006, 05:19 PM

90% of the people at my workplace eat out every day. There are two people that eat in everyday or go out and bring the food back.

BDBohnzie · 05-03-2006, 10:59 AM

I hate leftovers, so if I bring lunch in, it's a salad or sandwich. But most of the time, I either eat out or bring it back to my desk.

here in my office, or every "broccoli" smell, there are actually some pleasant smelling foods. but then there are the bastards who make popcorn...and that pleasant smell protrudes throughout the office. damnit.

Schneed10 · 05-03-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

I hate leftovers, so if I bring lunch in, it's a salad or sandwich. But most of the time, I either eat out or bring it back to my desk.

here in my office, or every "broccoli" smell, there are actually some pleasant smelling foods. but then there are the bastards who make popcorn...and that pleasant smell protrudes throughout the office. damnit.

Oh man. I HATE the smell of microwaved popcorn, because no matter how long you nuke it for, it always smells burned. That is one of the worst smells in the known universe to me.

Beemnseven · 05-03-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

Oh man. I HATE the smell of microwaved popcorn, because no matter how long you nuke it for, it always smells burned. That is one of the worst smells in the known universe to me.

So I guess you can't stand movie theaters, huh?

Schneed10 · 05-03-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Beemnseven

So I guess you can't stand movie theaters, huh?

No movie theater popcorn smells great because it's not microwaved. It doesn't burn. I have yet to find a microwavable popcorn that doesn't burn. Kills me.

BDBohnzie · 05-03-2006, 05:03 PM

What I usually do to pop popcorn is heat water in a mug for 60 seconds, remove mug, and put popcorn bag in. Then let the microwave's popcorn button do the trick...however, it doesn't beat air popped theatre popcorn.

The microwave here is old and decrepit, burns popcorn all the time.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

No movie theater popcorn smells great because it's not microwaved. It doesn't burn. I have yet to find a microwavable popcorn that doesn't burn. Kills me.

So do bullets and I don't hear you complaining about THEM.

SmootSmack · 05-03-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

So do bullets and I don't hear you complaining about THEM.

I hate the smell of microwaved bullets....and microwaved popcorn. It's straight nasty

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2006, 05:18 PM

Chuck Norris says that's breakfast for him.

05-02-2006, 03:06 PM	#1
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday ...that lady needs to find a less pungent vegetable to enjoy. My allergies are killing me and I can still smell that crap. F her and her 15 cats (I assume she has 15 cats)!!! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-02-2006, 03:19 PM	#2
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

05-02-2006, 03:27 PM	#4
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday you have no idea how miserable this really is though. We just put an anti-broccoli sign up on the microwave. That will teach that costume jewelry wearing she-devil a thing or two!!! Anyone who microwaves anything other than soup/left over pizza/hot pockets/etc should be shot with a BB gun for each person they offend! 20 pumps bitch!!!! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-02-2006, 03:42 PM	#5
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday i heart hot pockets. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

05-02-2006, 04:36 PM	#6
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05-02-2006, 05:19 PM	#7
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday 90% of the people at my workplace eat out every day. There are two people that eat in everyday or go out and bring the food back.

05-03-2006, 10:59 AM	#8
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday I hate leftovers, so if I bring lunch in, it's a salad or sandwich. But most of the time, I either eat out or bring it back to my desk. here in my office, or every "broccoli" smell, there are actually some pleasant smelling foods. but then there are the bastards who make popcorn...and that pleasant smell protrudes throughout the office. damnit. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

05-03-2006, 05:03 PM	#12
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday What I usually do to pop popcorn is heat water in a mug for 60 seconds, remove mug, and put popcorn bag in. Then let the microwave's popcorn button do the trick...however, it doesn't beat air popped theatre popcorn. The microwave here is old and decrepit, burns popcorn all the time. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

05-03-2006, 05:18 PM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday Chuck Norris says that's breakfast for him. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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