5 people you wish you could have one swing at

Beemnseven · 04-11-2006, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I've gathered a very extensive list of people I wish I could just blast in the face, just one swing is all I'd want.

I'll shorten it down to my top 5 for now:

1. President Bush
2. Ryan Seacrest
3. Kevin Federline
4. Bill O'Reilly
5. Carrot Top

Honorable mention: AJ from the Backstreet Boys

How about you guys? One swing, one face, who are you swingin' at??

Matty, I am highly offended at your number one choice.

Don't you think it's cruel to want to throw a punch at the mentally incompetent?

Pocket$ $traight · 04-11-2006, 09:17 AM

1. Tom Landry's corpse
2. Jerry Jones
3. That Jackass in the cowboys outfit who acts like he is choking the chief during every Redskins/cowboys game.
4. Roy Williams
5. MeShawn Johnson

Monkeydad · 04-11-2006, 12:07 PM

"3. That Jackass in the cowboys outfit who acts like he is choking the chief during every Redskins/cowboys game."

We've got to put a hatchet in his hat.

cpayne5 · 04-11-2006, 12:36 PM

He's in a wheel chair and can barely walk.

PhxRedSkin · 04-13-2006, 09:05 AM

I like the fact that somebody pointed out it's not a post about somebody who needs a bullet in their head, but simply somebody(s) who need to be decked. Therefore here's my list:

1. Flavor Flave (or however the freak he spells it)
2. Don King
3. Billary and Hilary Clinton
4. Bill Maher
5. Adam Corrolla

and of course Sheriff Joe deserves an honorable mention, oh and I almost forgot, the whole country of France.

Hail

Monkeydad · 04-13-2006, 12:22 PM

Who the heck is Flavor Flave?

I'll see your Maher and Corrolla and raise you Jon Stewart and that French moron with the fake "news" show on the Comedy Channel...Colbert I think his name is.

Nice to see the Clintons showing up so often.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-13-2006, 12:24 PM

Flava Flav. Look him up on vh1 and the girl he's dating.

12thMan · 04-28-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

Who the heck is Flavor Flave?

I'll see your Maher and Corrolla and raise you Jon Stewart and that French moron with the fake "news" show on the Comedy Channel...Colbert I think his name is.

Nice to see the Clintons showing up so often.

dude, how old are you? "Fight the Power" Flava FlavE?? C'Mon

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-28-2006, 03:24 PM

Right now I'd like to take a punch at Axel Rose and the fat bitch of a DJ that keeps playing his whiny ass all day...

and jj redick, that kid sucks

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2006, 03:50 PM

He's a douchebag. When we played against him in high school he talked all SORTS of shit.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

Who the heck is Flavor Flave?

I'll see your Maher and Corrolla and raise you Jon Stewart and that French moron with the fake "news" show on the Comedy Channel...Colbert I think his name is.

Nice to see the Clintons showing up so often.

Wow, I never noticed you popped wood to a single party so much. I'm non-partisan myself, but I still find it quite reprehensable when people align themselves with a party because each has their own RIDICULOUS notions that people follow blindly.

crlesh · 04-28-2006, 03:57 PM

1. Neighbor
2. Jessica Simpson (how dare you fool us into thinking you were respectable)
3. Paul McGuire
4. The Sears mechanic who left my van door open all day in a public parking lot
5. Charlie Sheen (what a mess of a human being)

amorentz · 04-28-2006, 04:26 PM

1) Peter Angelos
2) Peyton Manning
3) My Crim Law Professor
4) Tim Robbins / 5) Susan Sarandon

mooby · 04-28-2006, 06:41 PM

This isn't five people, but i want to take a swing at Dr. Phil and Oprah. I just hate them, i think they are incredible douches. I watched Dr. Phil yesterday, and i realized he just spews crap, and people are captivated by it. I feel bad for the people, who think he can cure whatever might be wrong with them.

04-11-2006, 09:17 AM	#77
Pocket$ $traight Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Fairfax, VA Age: 48 Posts: 4,261	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at 1. Tom Landry's corpse 2. Jerry Jones 3. That Jackass in the cowboys outfit who acts like he is choking the chief during every Redskins/cowboys game. 4. Roy Williams 5. MeShawn Johnson

04-11-2006, 12:07 PM	#78
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at "3. That Jackass in the cowboys outfit who acts like he is choking the chief during every Redskins/cowboys game." We've got to put a hatchet in his hat.

04-11-2006, 12:36 PM	#79
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at He's in a wheel chair and can barely walk. __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

04-13-2006, 09:05 AM	#80
PhxRedSkin Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Age: 49 Posts: 142	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at I like the fact that somebody pointed out it's not a post about somebody who needs a bullet in their head, but simply somebody(s) who need to be decked. Therefore here's my list: 1. Flavor Flave (or however the freak he spells it) 2. Don King 3. Billary and Hilary Clinton 4. Bill Maher 5. Adam Corrolla and of course Sheriff Joe deserves an honorable mention, oh and I almost forgot, the whole country of France. Hail

04-13-2006, 12:22 PM	#81
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at Who the heck is Flavor Flave? I'll see your Maher and Corrolla and raise you Jon Stewart and that French moron with the fake "news" show on the Comedy Channel...Colbert I think his name is. Nice to see the Clintons showing up so often.

04-13-2006, 12:24 PM	#82
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at Flava Flav. Look him up on vh1 and the girl he's dating. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-28-2006, 03:24 PM	#84
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at Right now I'd like to take a punch at Axel Rose and the fat bitch of a DJ that keeps playing his whiny ass all day... and jj redick, that kid sucks __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

04-28-2006, 03:50 PM	#85
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at He's a douchebag. When we played against him in high school he talked all SORTS of shit. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-28-2006, 03:57 PM	#87
crlesh Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Boston, MA Age: 49 Posts: 142	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at 1. Neighbor 2. Jessica Simpson (how dare you fool us into thinking you were respectable) 3. Paul McGuire 4. The Sears mechanic who left my van door open all day in a public parking lot 5. Charlie Sheen (what a mess of a human being)

04-28-2006, 04:26 PM	#88
amorentz Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 44 Posts: 368	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at 1) Peter Angelos 2) Peyton Manning 3) My Crim Law Professor 4) Tim Robbins / 5) Susan Sarandon

04-28-2006, 06:41 PM	#89
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,455	Re: 5 people you wish you could have one swing at This isn't five people, but i want to take a swing at Dr. Phil and Oprah. I just hate them, i think they are incredible douches. I watched Dr. Phil yesterday, and i realized he just spews crap, and people are captivated by it. I feel bad for the people, who think he can cure whatever might be wrong with them.

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