Laughter is the Best Medicine

SmootSmack · 03-17-2005, 01:43 PM

It's getting a little pissy on the Warpath lately so I thought I'd lighten the mood with some oldies but goodies.

Cowboy Jokes:

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q; What do you call 47 people sitting around the TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys!

Q. What does Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and a bullfrog have in common?
A. Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth

Bonus Philly Joke:

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

03-17-2005, 01:43 PM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Laughter is the Best Medicine It's getting a little pissy on the Warpath lately so I thought I'd lighten the mood with some oldies but goodies. Cowboy Jokes: Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q; What do you call 47 people sitting around the TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys! Q. What does Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and a bullfrog have in common? A. Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth Bonus Philly Joke: Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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