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SIGNS YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE WARPATH

10. You rotate your site skin more often than you do your tires
9. You beg your friends to register so "we can hang out"
8. You had your name legally changed from Bob to NY_Skinsfan
7. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom, but log onto the Warpath.net instead
6. Your best friend is someone you've never met
5. You spend five hours on a Saturday night composing a rebuttal to SportsCurmudgeon's latest rant and 2 hours checking it for spelling and grammar
4. You need to be tranquilized when the server is busy
3. Your intellectual discussions all stem from "Inside the Beltway"
2. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying "Hey, I'm a moderator"
1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Matty Do?"

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