Economic Stimulus: Tax Cuts vs Government Spending

[Trample the Elderly]

It really doesn't matter anymore. They're going to do what they want to do regardless. Governments never stop spending and rarely give tax cuts. So screw it. I was thinking, if you can't beat them might as well join them. Can I have a house now? Can I have a new car? I'd also like my social security and some spending money. How about another rebate. I'll promise to spend it, because I'm a good little consumer. And all of you smart people sure know how to do things better than me. Shaz-am!