obama is taking my $

[Trample the Elderly]

I have a magic trick that prevents unwanted pregnancies, it's called pulling out. :headbange AHHH HA HA HA HA

How come everyone gets bailed out but me?

Who gives a flip about a woman's rights? Like they don't have all of the rights in the world already.

The last time I checked they didn't all of a sudden get knocked up, like it was a freak accident of nature. Yeah, ole Sue was at the ice cream store minding her own and bam, pregnant.

I could care less either way. My ex just got pregnant with some worthless punk who doesn't work. He dropped her like a bad habit. Now she's at her parent's house. Either way I have to pay for someone else's f**k up? Haven't these people ever heard of BJs?

I thought this post was about theft? News flash! The Communist and Arabs said they're going to stop lending us money. Where is The Blessed One and his buddies in Congress going to get that money from? They've only got a few months before the printing presses melt.

News flash! To all you liberals! It is not my responsibility to save the world. Nor do I or your arrogant selves have the power to do so. People get sick, people die, the Earth warms up, the Earth gets cold, planets die, it's been happening since the dawn of time. If degenerates want to run around killing people and stoning each other, it's not my business . . . .
unless they're in Henrico County. If they're in my neighborhood, don't worry about it. We can handle it ourselves.

Stop stealing my money! I don't make a lot to begin with. I don't feel sorry for starving children in the turd world. If God hadn't wanted them alive he would've miracled their asses into good health by now. I don't care if the turd world dies of AIDS. That's death's business, and I'm not the man to tell death how to do his job.