Update: Robertson Trade to Bengals Falls Through

[Ruhskins]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

Nooooo! My glorious mock draft, my gun sticking. What happened? I was the guy that suggested the Redskins might draft Laron Landry on 3-22-07!!! I'm the guy that said Reggie Bush would be better then Mario Williams! I'm never wrong!!! Whyyyyyy?

Also why I am I scared of the mouse that I just caught in a glue trap? Seriously this thing is freaking me out. He/she keeps on making squeaking noises whenever I go into the living room. I can get someone to dispose of it in the morning but I'm scared it'll gnaw its legs off before then. Of course it'll be dead in 5 days considering how much poison it ate. Michael Vick ain't got shit on me.

My life is falling apart

And in related news, Dirtbag's mouse just got offers from the Vikings, the 49ers, and the Steelers to play RB, contracts are rumored to be 5-yrs, 60Mill., with 20 Mill. guranteed. LOL.