Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

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Originally Posted by dmek25

tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?

No, the only jealousy I have is that he gets to meet all of our awesome draft picks prior to being cut.

And also, I bang a girl MY OWN AGE. ALSO, I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.