The Bad News Thread

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My office is on the lobby level of an office building. The bathrooms are locked but its lobby level and random people get in from time to time.

Went to take a piss and I see someone in the handicap shitter with some luggae bags.

go to take my piss and I hear some noises.

Guy was in there really enjoying himself.

I was hearing sounds you dont normally hear from a shitter.

"Uuuuummmmmm" like he just tasted some type of soup he never tried before and really liked it but he was surprised he liked it.

"yaahhhhh" like a mix between "yeah" and "ahh"

I couldnt get out of there fast enough