Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker

[SkinsNDeacs]

This is why I hate the Cowboys.



First a little background. Last Monday I get in to work and the first thing I see is a piece of paper stapled to my office door that says “SKINS LOSE 2 IN A ROW…COWBOYS IN FIRST!!!”. So I knew I had to go take my medicine. I walked back to the cubical where the Cowboy fans sit (we don’t let them have their own office in my company). This is what I hear “After all that smack you talked we are now in first!!!” I let them know the only reason they are in first is because we have played less games. I also remind them that we beat them, but that makes no difference they just babble on about being in first place. I swallow it because technically they were right.



So after a Skins win and a Cowboy loss the roles are reversed this morning.



ME: Hey guys, know who is in first in the NFC East?

COWBOY FAN: OOO big deal you beat the worst team in the league

ME: You mean the same team that you guys had to claw and scrap to beat?

COWBOY FAN: Hey, a win is a win.

ME: Yes it is. Speaking of that, we played the same team you lost to yesterday…how did that turn out?

COWBOY FAN: Yeah, and only beat them by a field goal.

ME: You lost to them by a field goal and besides I thought a win is a win.

COWBOY FAN: We have more division wins than the Redskins.

ME: Yeah, you have more losses as well.

COWBOY FAN: Why do you come in at 8 talking shit?

ME: I seem to remember this time last week someone in my office talking shit to me.

COWBOY FAN: We will see when we play you guys.

ME: We played once in Dallas…How did that turn out?

COWBOY FAN: You are just happy that you beat the worst team in the league.



Seeing that the conversation was starting to circle I went back to my office knowing that Cowboy fans are the worst in the NFL