The Good News Thread

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Let me guess, you guys are on a flat trajectory at work, perhaps even stuck in a go nowhere job, and your wives look used up and generally disappointed in their lives?

Actually I am on the verge of closing the biggest sales deal of my life tomorrow at the McGuire/Dix joint military base and my wife is smoking hot(you can friend me on Facebook- all her pictures are on there so you wont be so lonely on those drunken nights of yours), AND I am higher than you.
Oh and today is our anniversary so I got some this morning and Ill get some tonight. You know Id say rite now is a pretty good time to be me, and I hope you are happy too (the psychedelics generally make you want other people to be happy too - even Schneeds)!
That reminds me aren't Schneeds the ones who ruin everything in Seuss's books?