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Dirtbag59 · 04-12-2014, 08:31 PM

I'm trying to contact my F***** insurance provider to find out how to give them my f***** money and not even the f***** spanish option was able to fulfill my request to hablar con mi hermano.

The closest number I got to talking to a person gave me a message that all the f****** operators were in a training meeting. BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!

Ironically the number on the back of my card eventually kept sending me to an urgent mental services and substance abuse hotline which surprisingly didn't get me to a person even after explaining to the machine that I was trapped in a motel bathroom with an 8ball and the spirit of a dead hooker who wouldn't stop talking to me as well as my invisible friend Bob who keeps trying to teach me Mayan Calculus.

At this point I'm worried that I'm screwed.

In short all the "How to get a Person" websites led me to nothing but dead ends. I don't think I've been this pissed off in a longggggggggggggg time so with that said F AUTOMATED PHONE SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-12-2014, 08:31 PM	#1
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 38 Posts: 14,750	F Automated Phone Support I'm trying to contact my F*** insurance provider to find out how to give them my f* money and not even the f* spanish option was able to fulfill my request to hablar con mi hermano. The closest number I got to talking to a person gave me a message that all the f** operators were in a training meeting. BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Ironically the number on the back of my card eventually kept sending me to an urgent mental services and substance abuse hotline which surprisingly didn't get me to a person even after explaining to the machine that I was trapped in a motel bathroom with an 8ball and the spirit of a dead hooker who wouldn't stop talking to me as well as my invisible friend Bob who keeps trying to teach me Mayan Calculus. At this point I'm worried that I'm screwed. In short all the "How to get a Person" websites led me to nothing but dead ends. I don't think I've been this pissed off in a longggggggggggggg time so with that said F AUTOMATED PHONE SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice."** - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG Last edited by Dirtbag59; 04-12-2014 at 10:09 PM.

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