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Old 10-12-2011, 01:41 PM   #1
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Jesusween

Seriously... it exists.

and to think I was under the impression "jesus ween" was what priests have been giving to the altar boys all this time. Any house handing out bibles and literature on Halloween deserves the egging that is sure to come.
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Old 10-12-2011, 02:08 PM   #2
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Re: Jesusween

If they knock on my door on Halloween I'm just gonna yell Hail Satan and shut the door. Sure it's an unorthodox method but I have problems with people that try to push religion on me.
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Old 10-12-2011, 02:43 PM   #3
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Re: Jesusween

Some Christians have been trying to stamp out the old holiday of Samhain (the forerunner to Halloween) for 1500 years without success. Good luck to these folks, but those who do not remember the past...

I'm sure 8-year-olds will be psyched, not angry, to get a Bible rather than a Snickers.
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Old 10-12-2011, 02:44 PM   #4
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Re: Jesusween

This reminds me of my favorite Halloween costume ever...

A few years ago I went bar hopping in Adams Morgan dressed as Modern Day Jesus. I had the long hair and beard, and a crown of thorns, but then I dressed as a modern day carpenter. Basically I looked like Al Borland from Home Improvement, only with longer hair and homemade business cards that said "JC's Carpentry: We Put The 'GOD' in 'God Damn, Those Are Nice Cabinets!' Est. in 0AD"

My mom tried to act all offended and called me a bad Catholic, but then I reminded her that back in the day when she was 8months pregnant with my sister she dressed up as a nun and had my dad dress up as the devil.
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