Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest

MTK · 07-16-2008, 08:08 AM

The Official Blog of Chris Cooley: 2008 Beard Growing Contest

Gmanc711 · 07-16-2008, 10:58 AM

This guy is the greatest. If I could grow a beard, I would defintley participate....but I cant. I tried to grow a "playoff beard" for the Seattle game and I got a little stubble, but that was about it.

RMSkins · 07-16-2008, 06:48 PM

That's awesome. A few of my friends and I decided to do a bread growing contest and it turned out to be pretty fun. Most of my friends went about 5 months without shaving until they just couldn't take it any longer, and I pulled out the win going 7 months. Man did we have some beastly beards.

BigSKINBauer · 07-16-2008, 06:53 PM

my beard grows fast as shit. Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna think about it.

MTK · 07-16-2008, 07:56 PM

I'd be down for this if it was in the late fall or winter. It's just too damn warm right now for a beard.

djnemo65 · 07-16-2008, 08:07 PM

Beards are for married people like Cooley. Single people like me have to stay fresh to death.

MTK · 07-16-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djnemo65

Beards are for married people like Cooley. Single people like me have to stay fresh to death.

The caveman look doesn't work for most women

djnemo65 · 07-16-2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

The caveman look doesn't work for most women

LOL, I had one of those and shaved it off like the day after I broke up with my girlfriend.

mooby · 07-16-2008, 08:31 PM

I'd totally do this but my beard doesn't grow that fast, I actually grew a beard out for like 2 months but it didn't work, it made me look kinda homeless and I wasn't good at trimming it. I ain't gonna enter this, I'm sure there are other people that would be able to do this kinda thing lol.

LMsexyAO · 07-16-2008, 10:37 PM

How do we go about for voting Chris Cooley Man of the Year??

RobH4413 · 07-24-2008, 03:12 PM

God, I wish I could grow a beard.

I can just grow that semi-opaque unhygienic-looking half beard with inconsistent hair patches everywhere. I just end up looking like I should be working at the county fair or something. It's depressing.

What makes it worse (this is probably the most random story I've ever told w/in a thread) is that one day in confession many years ago, my crazy long bearded priest asked me what I wanted for Christmas that year. It was probably the middle of June and he was probably going senile, so I simply blurted off, "Nintendo 64" or something like that.

He then looked at me and said, "No, You want a beard for Christmas."

I laughed it off at the time... but now I seriously do want a beard for Christmas, or at least some wicked handlebars.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 07-24-2008, 03:18 PM

Random observation...........

Last night, I watched an interview with Cooley on redskins.com in which he discussed the beard growing contest. I then watched Generation Kill on HBO. Cooley talks just like the guy who drives the humvee and wears those Elvis sunglasses. They both are constantly cracking jokes, speak pretty fast, and their pitch/tone is
remarkably similar. End random thoughts.

prinzeofmoval · 07-24-2008, 05:58 PM

i would love to but my beard when growed out looks like Paul Pierce with rabies..oh yeah true story

07-16-2008, 08:08 AM	#1
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07-16-2008, 10:58 AM	#2
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest This guy is the greatest. If I could grow a beard, I would defintley participate....but I cant. I tried to grow a "playoff beard" for the Seattle game and I got a little stubble, but that was about it. __________________ #21

07-16-2008, 06:48 PM	#3
RMSkins The Starter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Age: 36 Posts: 1,066	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest That's awesome. A few of my friends and I decided to do a bread growing contest and it turned out to be pretty fun. Most of my friends went about 5 months without shaving until they just couldn't take it any longer, and I pulled out the win going 7 months. Man did we have some beastly beards.

07-16-2008, 06:53 PM	#4
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest my beard grows fast as shit. Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna think about it.

07-16-2008, 07:56 PM	#5
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,544	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest I'd be down for this if it was in the late fall or winter. It's just too damn warm right now for a beard. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

07-16-2008, 08:07 PM	#6
djnemo65 Playmaker Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,836	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest Beards are for married people like Cooley. Single people like me have to stay fresh to death.

07-16-2008, 08:31 PM	#9
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,473	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest I'd totally do this but my beard doesn't grow that fast, I actually grew a beard out for like 2 months but it didn't work, it made me look kinda homeless and I wasn't good at trimming it. I ain't gonna enter this, I'm sure there are other people that would be able to do this kinda thing lol. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

07-16-2008, 10:37 PM	#10
LMsexyAO Impact Rookie Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 684	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest How do we go about for voting Chris Cooley Man of the Year??

07-24-2008, 03:12 PM	#11
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,638	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest God, I wish I could grow a beard. I can just grow that semi-opaque unhygienic-looking half beard with inconsistent hair patches everywhere. I just end up looking like I should be working at the county fair or something. It's depressing. What makes it worse (this is probably the most random story I've ever told w/in a thread) is that one day in confession many years ago, my crazy long bearded priest asked me what I wanted for Christmas that year. It was probably the middle of June and he was probably going senile, so I simply blurted off, "Nintendo 64" or something like that. He then looked at me and said, "No, You want a beard for Christmas." I laughed it off at the time... but now I seriously do want a beard for Christmas, or at least some wicked handlebars. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

07-24-2008, 03:18 PM	#12
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 45 Posts: 8,317	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest Random observation........... Last night, I watched an interview with Cooley on redskins.com in which he discussed the beard growing contest. I then watched Generation Kill on HBO. Cooley talks just like the guy who drives the humvee and wears those Elvis sunglasses. They both are constantly cracking jokes, speak pretty fast, and their pitch/tone is remarkably similar. End random thoughts.

07-24-2008, 05:58 PM	#13
prinzeofmoval Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 432	Re: Cooley's 2008 Beard Growing Contest i would love to but my beard when growed out looks like Paul Pierce with rabies..oh yeah true story __________________ I laugh at you Colt Brennan haters. You're the same guys who didn't wanna bench Brunell for Campbell. The tables will turn.

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