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Old 05-07-2008, 02:20 PM   #1
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The Cooley Zone: Adventures in NFL Drug Testing

Cooley's expression is hilarious

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Old 05-07-2008, 02:30 PM   #2
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a) So who took that picture?

b) Why is Bill's mouth open?

c) Cooley sure doesn't have many filters. I hope he doesn't get himself in trouble at some point saying something he probably shouldn't. Complete honesty seems to bite athletes, and other highly scrutinized individuals, in the butt sometimes.
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Old 05-07-2008, 02:32 PM   #3
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Lady Brave might be changing careers in the near future!
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Old 05-07-2008, 02:38 PM   #4
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The NFL really needs to get a freaking life. Tracking down guys the way they do just to get a piss test is waaaay out of line.
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Old 05-07-2008, 02:42 PM   #5
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I'm sure this isn't the actual pic of him dropping some pee, and I'm almost positive that's not a pic of Portis either.
It's a load of crap that they would come to someone's house to do it, but I wouldn't put it past them.
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Old 05-07-2008, 03:04 PM   #6
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Cooley is going to have a great career in broadcasting/writing after he retires in 2018. He actually might be this generations John Riggins, though Cooley has a bit more of a nice guy quality that wasn't really associated with Riggins. Not saying Riggins is an asshole, but Cooley seems like the type of guy that would feel horrible for a week if he turned down an autograph request.

With that said how can he not be the new John Riggins? He's a white guy with an afro, he has a number in the 40's, he likes to party, and on Sundays he runs through people.
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Totally hilarious. Between the blog on his website (which I have subscribed to) and this, he is emerging as a classic personality in the NFL. He seems to be a big fan of the booze, which worries me a bit. I know he'd never let it affect his game, I just hope he stays smart and never gets behind the wheel after drinking. Aside from that, this guy is a riot.
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That was friggin' hilarious. The picture of CP was priceless. Captain Chaos looked so thrilled to have some dude look at his junk.
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Hilarious.. This cat has got a future ahead of him once he's done with football without a doubt. He could easily be the next Tony Siragusa, only funny.
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Hilarious.. This cat has got a future ahead of him once he's done with football without a doubt. He could easily be the next Tony Siragusa, only funny.
And he'd be able to fit in a broadcast booth. So, actually, nothing like Siragusa
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Lady Brave might be changing careers in the near future!
As tempting as that sounds, "urine collector" is not something I'd want on my resume.
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cooley's hilarious!!!!
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Cooley is awesome. What a character.

Gotta love CP as well.
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That's some funny shit! Cooley is too much. I wish there were more pro athletes with his laid back attitude.
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Thats Ryan Boschetti in the picture with Chris
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