12ths Top 5 Warpathers

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by Dlyne8r

12thMan: "...Now that Warpath is on the map, newbies tend to show up and want star type salary and treatment. They tend to show up to clutter our site, but it seems we do a damn good job of either scaring the hell out of them or we let them know everyone plays for vet minimum around here!"

Good post 12thMan. Having been a long time stalker of the Warpath, and certainly qualifying as a "newbie," I was reluctant to take the leap and actually, you know, speak or respond to posts. However, I'll never profess to be as crazy knowlegeable of team stats, legal contracts, etc., etc. as many of you here. I'm just a lowly fan that may occasionally offer an opinion and one that hopefully will not "clutter" the site. It amazes me how mant stats come across this board. Do you all not have a life? (jk)

This is a funny place...most of the time we're pretty much exchanging ideas and stats one way or another and over time you just do your thing. There's no magic to it, just jump in!

Side note: What's the word/mood about Vick down in the ATL....I certainly don't want this thread to spiral...but you got anything for us?

[Jamaican'Skin]

Well if I can't be the GM, I wanna be Peter Griffin, who played for the NE Patriots, got traded to England. Danny sees potential in me, and Gibbs says I'm super smart and fight my guts out

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I nominate Kidwell, Porterhouse, WeWhite, and DenimMonger to be the WP version of the Funky Four.

Wait a minute, those four aren't the same user?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Wait a minute, those four aren't the same user?

it's entirely possible.
Do you think Porterhouse has worked through that anger issue yet? I used to worry about his heart-rate.

[Dlyne8r]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

This is a funny place...most of the time we're pretty much exchanging ideas and stats one way or another and over time you just do your thing. There's no magic to it, just jump in!

Side note: What's the word/mood about Vick down in the ATL....I certainly don't want this thread to spiral...but you got anything for us?

I agree, I believe the M. Vick story has been run into the ground and I'll be brief. Basically, the Falcon fans are somewhat divided, yet the majority are against him and don't want him back. It sounds as if the team is prepared to move on without Vick and the media (sports radio anyway) is playing "good cop-bad cop." I'm hearing positive things from camp about Joey Harrington, but these "reporters" are probably scheduled for some type of team sponsored golf junkit to Ireland or somewhere.

[hesscl34]

As Owner:

1) Fire the 12th man Coach

2) Hire Joe Gibbs

3) Tell Greg Williams he better right the ship or else.

4) Tell B. Lloyd to drop the attitude and learn to be one with the Skins. He could make his life here with JC.

5) Tell Portis to rehab in peace, but he better be damn ready for the season!!!!

6) Tell Joe Gibbs - god bless and you won't hear from me again until we make the playoffs.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by hesscl34

As Owner:

1) Fire the 12th man Coach

2) Hire Joe Gibbs

3) Tell Greg Williams he better right the ship or else.

4) Tell B. Lloyd to drop the attitude and learn to be one with the Skins. He could make his life here with JC.

5) Tell Portis to rehab in peace, but he better be damn ready for the season!!!!

6) Tell Joe Gibbs - god bless and you won't hear from me again until we make the playoffs.

Damn, fire the "12thMan" coach so soon?

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by hesscl34

As Owner:

1) Fire the 12th man Coach

2) Hire Joe Gibbs

3) Tell Greg Williams he better right the ship or else.

4) Tell B. Lloyd to drop the attitude and learn to be one with the Skins. He could make his life here with JC.

5) Tell Portis to rehab in peace, but he better be damn ready for the season!!!!

6) Tell Joe Gibbs - god bless and you won't hear from me again until we make the playoffs.

I'm shocked you didn't fire Rogers. It's probably because you know you're going to lose the bet.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

TMC is definitely Joe Bugel. A grizzled old vet who carries around a cane with a mirror on the bottom of it (for looking up the skirts of schoolgirls).

Seriously, if Bugel doesn't look like a dirty old man, I don't know who does.

BOO. I'm ONLY 25. When I'm 30, you can call me Bugel, but for now I'm just that creepy guy that hangs out at all the cheerleader practices.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

BOO. I'm ONLY 25. When I'm 30, you can call me Bugel, but for now I'm just that creepy guy that hangs out at all the cheerleader practices.

You're married, like me. We're both still under 30, but by definition, marriage makes us old.

And nobody can fault you for liking a muffin ass!

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I do like a muffin ass. *sniffle*

[BDBohnzie]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

Is that really true? If so, we are gonna have to have a long talk.

Giggity, it's quite true. I'm not sure it was a whole year, but it was a long while. At first it was to piss people off, but quite frequenty people around me would start to dance when the phone rang. It was pretty funny...

And John Witherspoon is hilarious...

[hesscl34]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'm shocked you didn't fire Rogers. It's probably because you know you're going to lose the bet.

12th man Coach being Schneed.

Rogers is going to dig his own grave. No need to fire him when he might be able to act as a back up.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by hesscl34

12th man Coach being Schneed.

Rogers is going to dig his own grave. No need to fire him when he might be able to act as a back up.

Have you seen Any Given Sunday?

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Have you seen Any Given Sunday?

Who hasn't seen it is the real question.