F awkward moments as a child

saden1 · 11-29-2006, 05:15 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about your manhood getting caught in your pants' zipper and having someone else help you with getting it "unstuck."

dall-assblows · 11-29-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I remember in 6th grade they divided up the boys and girls and showed us a movie, god was it horrible. I remember being freaked out when I learned what a period was.

i remember that day like it was yesterday. my teacher made us tally the number of times that we laughed, i was a bad kid to say the least. i laughed like there was no tomarrow and the teacher was like 'don't be so immature'
i was like 7 or 8 and he is telling me to be more mature? come off it.

so i was like 'suck it teach' jk what i should of said though

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-29-2006, 05:28 PM

In high school they actually showed us an "X-Ray video" of a man "finishing" inside a woman.

They might as well have shown us porn. What would THAT teach us?

dall-assblows · 11-29-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

In high school they actually showed us an "X-Ray video" of a man "finishing" inside a woman.

They might as well have shown us porn. What would THAT teach us?

i saw the exact same thing. was that the one that they showed the pregnancy too?

that was the grossiest thing i have ever seen, all hairy and gross. birth is beautiful but gross

SkinsLove24/7 · 11-29-2006, 06:07 PM

I never got "the talk" from my parents and even though I didn't need it I thought it would be funny to see how they handled it. I sometimes wonder why they didn't tell me. Did they think I'd never be in a situation where I'd have sex? or did they even know what the hell was going on down there? me and my 3 siblings just came from some damn stork.

dall-assblows · 11-29-2006, 06:13 PM

f awkward moments with your first.

SmootSmack · 11-29-2006, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dall-assblows

f awkward moments with your first.

I need to get my eyes checked. I thought that you wrote "awkward moments with your fist"

dall-assblows · 11-29-2006, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I need to get my eyes checked. I thought that you wrote "awkward moments with your fist"

might i suggest that eye surgery that they do.

lol yea that would of been pretty wierd

skinsfanthru&thru · 11-29-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

I thought this thread was going to be about your manhood getting caught in your pants' zipper and having someone else help you with getting it "unstuck."

Beans and Franks!!

skinsfanthru&thru · 11-29-2006, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Was anyone else weird about how they put those Playboys back? I'd make sure they were in the same position, turned the SAME way each time I'd put them back.

I never really had any awkward moments as a kid. I mean my parents were buying me Playboys when I was 12 and offering me beer when I was 14.

dall-assblows · 11-29-2006, 06:42 PM

i bought playboys from the gas station, the cashier didn't even care. he was the coolest gas station employee EVA!!!

dall-assblows · 11-29-2006, 06:43 PM

what he told me while i was buying it was "i was your age too"

i thought that was kind of creepy............

Stacks42 · 11-29-2006, 07:26 PM

I had a real awkward one, I was ten and a half. My friends and I brought the neighborhood freak home to my house after school. We started to play spin the bottle, and bam she was completely naked before the bottle even finished spinning (exaggeration but it was pretty damn quick). Any ways that’s when my best friend and I decided that it was time for our other friends to leave. So its my best friend and I and the freak, we start messing around, just kids stuff really, and then I have the bright idea of grabbing the rolling pin, I was using the handle (not the whole thing mind you) on the downstairs of the girl, my friend is rubbing her chest, when we both hear a Mmmmmmmmmmmm MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I turn around and my mom is standing there. Holy shit! We all ran out of the house, I was sooo afraid to go home, when I finally did, she didn’t say a word to me about it, but kept giving me that disappointed look. Which sucks even more than being punished. But looking back it was one of the funniest and awkward moments. And I had to pay for a new rolling pin.

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-29-2006, 08:56 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks the most hilarious story ever. LOL

That sounds like one of the pop-ups some of my users get on their computers.

RobH4413 · 11-30-2006, 12:21 AM

omg, thats the funniest thing i've ever heard....

my mom was def. the type to ignore anything that was way over the wall...

i would just come home expecting some ridiculous talk... but she would just give me that dreadfull look.... and i would go about my buisness

11-29-2006, 05:15 PM	#16
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: F awkward moments as a child I thought this thread was going to be about your manhood getting caught in your pants' zipper and having someone else help you with getting it "unstuck." __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

11-29-2006, 05:28 PM	#18
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F awkward moments as a child In high school they actually showed us an "X-Ray video" of a man "finishing" inside a woman. They might as well have shown us porn. What would THAT teach us? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-29-2006, 06:07 PM	#20
SkinsLove24/7 Special Teams Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bowie, MD Age: 37 Posts: 423	Re: F awkward moments as a child I never got "the talk" from my parents and even though I didn't need it I thought it would be funny to see how they handled it. I sometimes wonder why they didn't tell me. Did they think I'd never be in a situation where I'd have sex? or did they even know what the hell was going on down there? me and my 3 siblings just came from some damn stork.

11-29-2006, 06:13 PM	#21
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11-29-2006, 06:42 PM	#26
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: F awkward moments as a child i bought playboys from the gas station, the cashier didn't even care. he was the coolest gas station employee EVA!!! __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

11-29-2006, 06:43 PM	#27
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: F awkward moments as a child what he told me while i was buying it was "i was your age too" i thought that was kind of creepy............ __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

11-29-2006, 07:26 PM	#28
Stacks42 Impact Rookie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Arlington Va. Age: 48 Posts: 834	Re: F awkward moments as a child I had a real awkward one, I was ten and a half. My friends and I brought the neighborhood freak home to my house after school. We started to play spin the bottle, and bam she was completely naked before the bottle even finished spinning (exaggeration but it was pretty damn quick). Any ways that’s when my best friend and I decided that it was time for our other friends to leave. So its my best friend and I and the freak, we start messing around, just kids stuff really, and then I have the bright idea of grabbing the rolling pin, I was using the handle (not the whole thing mind you) on the downstairs of the girl, my friend is rubbing her chest, when we both hear a Mmmmmmmmmmmm MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I turn around and my mom is standing there. Holy shit! We all ran out of the house, I was sooo afraid to go home, when I finally did, she didn’t say a word to me about it, but kept giving me that disappointed look. Which sucks even more than being punished. But looking back it was one of the funniest and awkward moments. And I had to pay for a new rolling pin. __________________ The NEXT special teams coordinator

11-29-2006, 08:56 PM	#29
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F awkward moments as a child HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks the most hilarious story ever. LOL That sounds like one of the pop-ups some of my users get on their computers. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-30-2006, 12:21 AM	#30
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,638	Re: F awkward moments as a child omg, thats the funniest thing i've ever heard.... my mom was def. the type to ignore anything that was way over the wall... i would just come home expecting some ridiculous talk... but she would just give me that dreadfull look.... and i would go about my buisness __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

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