The Problem with Today's Kids

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

or you can't count and that is the problem with taday's youth

What an ironic misspelling

BigSKINBauer · 06-09-2006, 01:31 PM

Jesus Christ, that was bad. I will just pull one out of Pwned's book and say I meant to do it. Hook line and sinker bitch... ?

I think I know how to spell today. i think.

PWNED · 06-09-2006, 01:35 PM

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-09-2006, 01:35 PM

The real problem with today's kids is a lack of decent child abuse.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-09-2006, 01:37 PM

Damn straight.

On a more serious, but hilarious note, did you see the story in the news the other day about this kid who got out of the "porno business" where he was "forced" to have sex with 3 different young women a day?

"He's like, I got paid thousands of dollars and had sex with hundreds of women and it was the worst thing ever."

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 01:38 PM

Looks like PWNED is working on his PS skills - added a gradient to that one

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-09-2006, 01:38 PM

My kid's will get smacked in the eye if they talk back. They'll learn to fear the sword. The more I see teenagers, it seems the bigger bastards they become.

PWNED · 06-09-2006, 01:39 PM

yeah i had time in between women.

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Damn straight.

On a more serious, but hilarious note, did you see the story in the news the other day about this kid who got out of the "porno business" where he was "forced" to have sex with 3 different young women a day?

"He's like, I got paid thousands of dollars and had sex with hundreds of women and it was the worst thing ever."

In other words he vacated the position and it's now open?

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-09-2006, 01:49 PM

Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-09-2006, 01:49 PM

I'm getting lucky if I can get it TWICE a week.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-09-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE SKIN-CANNON!

Schneed10 · 06-09-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

That only works if you're spreading those 21 times out amongst several women. 21 times in a week with one woman is liable to result in the permanent smashing of the roast beef curtain. You gotta give that thing some time to recover or it's going to be hanging out all over the place like an Arby's sandwich slapped together way too quickly.

mheisig · 06-09-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

Well you're assuming he's working weekends - I gotta figure he's going to at least take a day or two off every week so his johnson doesn't just wear right off.

So we're looking at about 15 times a week - a bit more mangeable. He must be hella tired when he gets home from work ever day though...

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-09-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

That only works if you're spreading those 21 times out amongst several women. 21 times in a week with one woman is liable to result in the permanent smashing of the roast beef curtain. You gotta give that thing some time to recover or it's going to be hanging out all over the place like an Arby's sandwich slapped together way too quickly.

Hahahahahaha. Gross.

And yes, it was with a different girl each time.

06-09-2006, 01:31 PM	#17
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids Jesus Christ, that was bad. I will just pull one out of Pwned's book and say I meant to do it. Hook line and sinker bitch... ? I think I know how to spell today. i think.

06-09-2006, 01:35 PM	#18
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

06-09-2006, 01:35 PM	#19
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids The real problem with today's kids is a lack of decent child abuse. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-09-2006, 01:37 PM	#20
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids Damn straight. On a more serious, but hilarious note, did you see the story in the news the other day about this kid who got out of the "porno business" where he was "forced" to have sex with 3 different young women a day? "He's like, I got paid thousands of dollars and had sex with hundreds of women and it was the worst thing ever." __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-09-2006, 01:38 PM	#21
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids Looks like PWNED is working on his PS skills - added a gradient to that one __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-09-2006, 01:38 PM	#22
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids My kid's will get smacked in the eye if they talk back. They'll learn to fear the sword. The more I see teenagers, it seems the bigger bastards they become. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-09-2006, 01:39 PM	#23
PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids yeah i had time in between women. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

06-09-2006, 01:49 PM	#25
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-09-2006, 01:49 PM	#26
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: The Problem with Today's Kids I'm getting lucky if I can get it TWICE a week. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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