ESPN - Pastabelli - In other news, Hell Freezes over.

[RedskinRat]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/column...len&id=2199496

And in a Washington offense that was too stodgy and predictable in 2004, and struggled to make vertical passing plays, Moss has demonstrated through five games that size really doesn't matter as much as some general managers, personnel directors and coaches insist that it does. All things being equal, of course, bigger is always going to be better in the eyes of those who evaluate talent. Things haven't exactly been equitable, though, when Moss has been matched up one-on-one with defenders.

In fact, the results have been downright lopsided, as Moss has frolicked through secondaries and left cornerbacks and safeties reaching at nothing more than vapor trails.

All I can think is he sustained brain damage during binge eating.