How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys?

[skinsguy]

Figured most of us should agree with this thread! How bad do you guys hate the Cowboys? I hate the Cowboys so bad that my blood starts to boil when I see them gain a first down. Seeing the Cowboys score a touchdown is grounds to send me to anger management!

Seeing Bill Parcells coach the Cowboys is, in my opinion, the most unholy union since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. :vomit-smi

I hate the Dallas Cowboys so bad that I would be willing for the Redskins to go 2-14 if it meant that the two wins came by beating the Dallas Cowboys. well....that might be stretching it a bit!

So if the rest of you hate the Dallas Cowboys then give me a.....

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I want to start driving railroad spikes into my man parts whenever they score a touchdown against the Redskins, ESPECIALLY when the game is in Dallas. To see those inbred hicks celebrating a touchdown against our beloved team is reason for homicide, or genocide of Cowboys fans.

I'm a non-violent protester.

[aprius]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I want to start driving railroad spikes into my man parts whenever they score a touchdown against the Redskins, ESPECIALLY when the game is in Dallas. To see those inbred hicks celebrating a touchdown against our beloved team is reason for homicide, or genocide of Cowboys fans.

I'm a non-violent protester.

If you are non-violent then homicide is the wrong term...the one you want is mandatory enforced suicide

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by aprius

If you are non-violent then homicide is the wrong term...the one you want is mandatory enforced suicide

HAHAHAHA! LOL I like that...

[mooby]

so am i tmc. whenever i see them gain yards, i feel like rampaging. there are big holes in the wall in my room from when i got angry at the cowboys scoring a touchdown and i took out my anger by hitting the wall.

[skin4Life28]

The Eagles are worse in my book. The Cowboys rivalry just isn't a rivalry anymore until we start beating them. Every year we find new ways to lose to those guys.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I was closer to violence when the Cowboys beat us than when the Eagles beat us.

Since when did we start BEATING the Eagles too?

[dirtbag2112]

It's especially bad when you lose to your rival in a game that you should have won, but because of rediculous officiating youre just forced to take it in the shorts.
Much like poker, you get that sh*tty run of cards and sooner or later the swing comes your way.

[Riggo44]

[QUOTE=dirtbag2112]It's especially bad when you lose to your rival in a game that you should have won, but because of rediculous officiating youre just forced to take it in the shorts.
Much like poker, you get that sh*tty run of cards and sooner or later the swing comes your way.[/QUOTE


Just thought this one needed to be posted again. Last years MNF game is still killing me!

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I even get pissed seeing the cheerleaders! I mean THAT is hate. I seriously punched someone in the face in middle school because they were wearing a Cowboys jacket.

[Skinsfanforlife]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I even get pissed seeing the cheerleaders! I mean THAT is hate. I seriously punched someone in the face in middle school because they were wearing a Cowboys jacket.

WooWooWoo.......Lets leave the cheerleaders out of this..............F-the Cow.......Biotches. But cheerleaders in cowboy boots..........Amen thank you lord.

[BigSKINBauer]

Originally Posted by Skinsfanforlife

WooWooWoo.......Lets leave the cheerleaders out of this..............F-the Cow.......Biotches. But cheerleaders in cowboy boots..........Amen thank you lord.

i went to Burger king once and then i got a nice sandwich for myself and my friends got some too, and then i came home and i saw them damn cheerleaders advertising the exact sandwich that half of us had gotten and i threw that $4.50 shit in the trash and told everyone else that they had to eat it outside or it goes in the trash

I hate all cowboys

[Skinfan184]

I have lived in Texas my entire life.I have been a skin fan since I was 8 years old.I have heard so much cowgirl b.s. in my life and have seen so many morons wearing cowgirl gear that I deserve a medal for not attacking one of them so far.

[Red Robert]

Welcome to the board Skinsfan184, Living in enemy territory must suck.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I'd much rather see them in Skins bikinis mud-wrestling. This is my thinking on that:

You have a choice where you want to be a cheerleader. Dallas? Ugh.