Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss

SmootSmack · 06-28-2012, 06:16 PM

and other crazy stuff

Redskins’ Fred Davis’s Legal Mess: Harassment Suit, Restraining Order | Local News | Washingtonian

Chico23231 · 06-28-2012, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

and other crazy stuff

Redskins’ Fred Davis’s Legal Mess: Harassment Suit, Restraining Order | Local News | Washingtonian

a pimpette?

the Santana bit is freakin hilarious....i just wanta soup nazi Davis and say "no long term contract for you!!!"

Lotus · 06-28-2012, 06:53 PM

'“It’s just all made up and flagellant,” Davis told the judge'

That's why you hire a lawyer, Fred.

CrustyRedskin · 06-28-2012, 07:31 PM

He aint worth the headache.

Alvin Walton · 06-28-2012, 07:55 PM

I'm Alvin Walton.

rypper11 · 06-28-2012, 08:47 PM

IMO, his off field stuff is why Cooley will last at least one more year and Niles is getting a chance to play TE. Even though this case seems nonsense, he just seems to attract drama.

ethat001 · 06-28-2012, 10:18 PM

Sounds like they have video of it, bunch of nonsense and he sounds innocent. But I agree, trouble tends to find people who surround themselves with trouble. Needs to grow up and get out of the clubs and drugs..

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The footage “showed [Davis] approach [Chaka] and reach for her in a calm manner but [Chaka] responded by throwing a drink in his face,” according to the police report. After Davis dumped the juice on Chaka, the footage shows Davis tossing “the container at [Chaka’s] body not causing any injuries,” according to the report. “The camera shows [Chaka] being elbowed by accident which caused the cut to her lip.” The report does not identify Davis by name but only as S1, or suspect 1.

But this quote is classic:

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During cross-examination at the April hearing, the two armchair attorneys argued over a photograph of Chaka, a woman, and two men:

Davis: “As it shows, you also have your hand on his genitals. I mean why would you take a picture like that?”

Chaka: “I do not. Let’s look closely at the exhibit right here, Judge. Where is my hand placed in this exhibit?”

Judge: “I do not answer questions. . . . The witness does.”

Chaka: “Can you tell me where my hand is actually at in this photo?”

Davis: “It looks like it’s in the genitals to me. I mean your hands are on his genitals. Your hand is on his—”

Chaka: “Objection.”

NC_Skins · 06-28-2012, 10:42 PM

I"m sitting here laughing my ass off almost in tears. Wow...lol

Thank you Fred Davis for the laugh. Man I need that, but you sure as hell need to hire a lawyer. Guess you saving that extra dough to spend on weed.

You guys trust this dude to remain legit?...lol

thanks for sharing this gem Smoot.

mooby · 06-29-2012, 05:58 AM

Yeah, that was embarrassing. I mean, I don't doubt that he tries to avoid her and everything, and I don't think he's in the wrong here, but representing yourself in court? Come on man.

CultBrennan59 · 06-29-2012, 10:07 AM

Fred Davis is representing himself in a bizarre lawsuit | ProFootballTalk

That whole sequence of him and chaka in court is hysterical

mredskins · 06-29-2012, 10:14 AM

Just to keep this conversation going here is a pic of F.Davis in a Pittsburgh hat:

CultBrennan59 · 06-29-2012, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

Just to keep this conversation going here is a pic of F.Davis in a Pittsburgh hat:

Its a pirates hat...we'll let it slide

mredskins · 06-29-2012, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CultBrennan59

Its a pirates hat...we'll let it slide

nope can't. Why couldn't he wear a Nationals hat?

SkinzWin · 06-29-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

nope can't. Why couldn't he wear a Nationals hat?

Cuz the Nationals don't have purple to match his clean tee and supa fly nikes.

Note: Shoe type is strictly an educated guess.

skinsfan69 · 06-29-2012, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

Just to keep this conversation going here is a pic of F.Davis in a Pittsburgh hat:

Gotta love MaGahee's shirt. I'VE GOT THE COKE, LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED! LOL.

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rypper11 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 1,228	Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss IMO, his off field stuff is why Cooley will last at least one more year and Niles is getting a chance to play TE. Even though this case seems nonsense, he just seems to attract drama. __________________ Playing a kids game for a kings ransom.

06-28-2012, 10:42 PM	#8
NC_Skins Gamebreaker Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 14,523	Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss I"m sitting here laughing my ass off almost in tears. Wow...lol Thank you Fred Davis for the laugh. Man I need that, but you sure as hell need to hire a lawyer. Guess you saving that extra dough to spend on weed. You guys trust this dude to remain legit?...lol thanks for sharing this gem Smoot. __________________ "So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty Last edited by NC_Skins; 06-29-2012 at 11:11 AM.

06-29-2012, 05:58 AM	#9
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,539	Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss Yeah, that was embarrassing. I mean, I don't doubt that he tries to avoid her and everything, and I don't think he's in the wrong here, but representing yourself in court? Come on man.

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