The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man

tryfuhl · 03-26-2010, 10:17 PM

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1. Thou Shalt Learn to Enjoy Whisk(e)y

2. There is No Such Thing as a “Chocolate Martini”

3. Thou Shalt Not Drink a Frozen Drink

4. Thou Shalt Not Consume Drinks With Idiotic Gimmicky Names Meant to Cover Up How Girly They Are

5. Thou Shalt Learn to Appreciate All Forms of Beer

6. No Worthwhile Woman Will Ever Be Impressed With How Much You Can Drink

7. It’s More Than Okay to Drink Wine

8. It’s Worth it to Learn the Rules and Traditions of the Drinking World Before You Go Out Into the Wild (and Make an Ass Out of Yourself)

9. The Way You Treat Bartenders and Waitstaff Says More About You Than You Know

10. Any Free Drink is a Good Drink

Each point expounded after the jump

The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like a Man

Dirtbag59 · 03-26-2010, 10:30 PM

What if someone were to offer a Frozen Chocolate Martini for free?

Schneed10 · 03-26-2010, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

What if someone were to offer a Frozen Chocolate Martini for free?

What if someone were to offer you a leopard print speedo for free?

BleedBurgundy · 03-26-2010, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

What if someone were to offer you a leopard print speedo for free?

Strap that bitch on.

firstdown · 03-27-2010, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

What if someone were to offer you a leopard print speedo for free?

Whats wrong with a leopard print speedo?

tryfuhl · 03-27-2010, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

What if someone were to offer a Frozen Chocolate Martini for free?

gotta read the explanation behind number 10 bro

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-26-2010, 10:52 PM

I like these rules, but honestly when I'm at the beach or a Mexican restaurant I tend to drink frozen margaritas like it's my job.

firstdown · 03-27-2010, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I like these rules, but honestly when I'm at the beach or a Mexican restaurant I tend to drink frozen margaritas like it's my job.

I have a battery powered (the kind for screw guns) blender and girls love to have frozen drinks made right on the beach. I'll have to say it would have been a great birthday gift when I was single and was an OK wedding gift.

saden1 · 03-27-2010, 04:11 AM

My boy the other night completed drinking all 160 beers at The Tap House...he gets $200, 2 free t-shirts, a plaque and his name on the bar. He's the second guy to accomplish that feat and fastest (8 months vs 2 years for the other guy). Give it up for Adam.

As for the list, I don't like it...where is "thou shall not spill your beer?" Also, real men dont drink wine.

GMScud · 03-27-2010, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

My boy the other night completed drinking all 160 beers at The Tap House...he gets $200, 2 free t-shirts, a plaque and his name on the bar. He's the second guy to accomplish that feat and fastest (8 months vs 2 years for the other guy). Give it up for Adam.

As for the list, I don't like it...where is "thou shall not spill your beer?" Also, real men dont drink wine.

Real men don't drink wine? Oh so false.

Props to your friend on 160 beers. Well done.

tryfuhl · 03-28-2010, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by saden1

My boy the other night completed drinking all 160 beers at The Tap House...he gets $200, 2 free t-shirts, a plaque and his name on the bar. He's the second guy to accomplish that feat and fastest (8 months vs 2 years for the other guy). Give it up for Adam.

As for the list, I don't like it...where is "thou shall not spill your beer?" Also, real men dont drink wine.

a real man can at the least feign sophistication

firstdown · 03-28-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by saden1

My boy the other night completed drinking all 160 beers at The Tap House...he gets $200, 2 free t-shirts, a plaque and his name on the bar. He's the second guy to accomplish that feat and fastest (8 months vs 2 years for the other guy). Give it up for Adam.

As for the list, I don't like it...where is "thou shall not spill your beer?" Also, real men dont drink wine.

What makes it so hard to drink 160 different beers? I would think that a person could do that in a month if they really wanted to break the record. Doing it in 8 months is only 20 beers a month and that sounds pretty easy so I'm sure there must be more to the story like each beer is a mini keg.

saden1 · 03-28-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

What makes it so hard to drink 160 different beers? I would think that a person could do that in a month if they really wanted to break the record. Doing it in 8 months is only 20 beers a month and that sounds pretty easy so I'm sure there must be more to the story like each beer is a mini keg.

Some of the beers get pushed out now and then to make room for seasonal beer which don't count. Also, some of these beers taste like ass. If you're gonna drink you probably want to pace yourself as to how many ass tasting beers you want in your mouth a night.

724Skinsfan · 03-27-2010, 08:52 AM

Where the "It's never cool to tap the top of another man's beer bottle with your own because you think it's funny to watch it foam up"?

I got to take a big FAIL on #1. Jim Beam betrayed me back in '97. I'm with saden on drinking wine. If you tack on "if your teeth are on fire" to the end then it's okay.

SmootSmack · 03-27-2010, 11:23 AM

Real men drink whatever they damn well please...no wine, really? I mean who doesn't like a nice glass of wine for dinner?

03-26-2010, 10:30 PM	#2
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 39 Posts: 14,750	Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man What if someone were to offer a Frozen Chocolate Martini for free? __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

03-26-2010, 10:52 PM	#7
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man I like these rules, but honestly when I'm at the beach or a Mexican restaurant I tend to drink frozen margaritas like it's my job. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

03-27-2010, 04:11 AM	#9
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man My boy the other night completed drinking all 160 beers at The Tap House...he gets $200, 2 free t-shirts, a plaque and his name on the bar. He's the second guy to accomplish that feat and fastest (8 months vs 2 years for the other guy). Give it up for Adam. As for the list, I don't like it...where is "thou shall not spill your beer?" Also, real men dont drink wine. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

03-27-2010, 08:52 AM	#14
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man Where the "It's never cool to tap the top of another man's beer bottle with your own because you think it's funny to watch it foam up"? I got to take a big FAIL on #1. Jim Beam betrayed me back in '97. I'm with saden on drinking wine. If you tack on "if your teeth are on fire" to the end then it's okay. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

03-27-2010, 11:23 AM	#15
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man Real men drink whatever they damn well please...no wine, really? I mean who doesn't like a nice glass of wine for dinner? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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