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03-10-2010, 08:23 PM
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Happy 70th Chuck Norris
How did we go all day and not mention that THE Chuck Norris turned 70 (in human years) today?!?!?! We've all sinned and we better pray that Chuck Norris doesn't karatechop us to death whilst we sleep.
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03-10-2010, 08:24 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
Oh, and Chuck Norris's beard is 112 today.
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03-10-2010, 08:32 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
Just in case no one has done this before
1. Go to the Google home page. 2. Type "Find Chuck Norris" 3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Check out the result. BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them.
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03-10-2010, 08:40 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Ian Spector, Book - Barnes & Noble
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03-10-2010, 10:07 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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second, did you know that chuck norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd? cause chuck norris is nobody's fool
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03-11-2010, 12:09 AM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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03-10-2010, 08:35 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
The second I realized I had missed his birthday I roundhouse-kicked MYSELF.
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03-10-2010, 08:36 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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03-10-2010, 09:03 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.
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03-10-2010, 09:12 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris - Biography
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03-10-2010, 09:27 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.
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03-10-2010, 09:33 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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03-10-2010, 09:44 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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 Happy 70th !!!
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03-10-2010, 11:30 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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never really been a big chuck fan though.. all of the jokes about him were mr. t and vin diesel jokes that got converted, minus some beard, roundhouse, etc jokes |
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03-10-2010, 09:35 PM
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
Now I understand why our elevator video screens ticker thingy was telling me Chuck Norris was the #2 topic on twitter.
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