Essential skills every man must know

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-06-2008, 06:02 PM

Skills for Men - Things Men Should Be Able to Do - Esquire

I can't wait to have a son so that I can act like I made this list up on my own.
I feel pretty confident that I can do a lot of these things, but not nearly enough of them.

EternalEnigma21 · 05-06-2008, 07:45 PM

is this where you write the alphabet forwards and backwards with your tongue?

saden1 · 05-06-2008, 08:10 PM

How to please ladies is all the skills I need to know...I'm ready, I'm ready to be the last man on earth man.

djnemo65 · 05-06-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

How to please ladies is all the skills I need to know...I'm ready, I'm ready to be the last man on earth man.

The only skill I need is how to please Japanese ladies, and I can sum it up in three words: Dolce and Gabanna.

saden1 · 05-06-2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by djnemo65

The only skill I need is how to please Japanese ladies, and I can sum it up in three words: Dolce and Gabanna.

I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-06-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.

Time for me to finally get that passport...

djnemo65 · 05-06-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.

Absolutely not true my man. I know a guy who looks like Uncle Fester and he has less chance here then he does back home, and I don't think he was hitting home runs back home. To make it here you gotta have style and charisma, which luckily I was born with. HOLLA.

mooby · 05-07-2008, 12:03 AM

Everytime I click the link it goes to Esquire and 10 links to things not related to essential skills every man must know shows up.

Monkeydad · 05-07-2008, 12:49 PM

Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?

What homo wrote some of these?

I'm sorry, he's probably European.

Replace some of these with:

*Inject yourself or someone else with a needle.
*Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!)

*Change oil in a car without paying someone $50.
*Hit a target with a gun...moving or not.
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

Hog1 · 05-07-2008, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?

What homo wrote some of these?

*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

THANKYOU!
To Offiss, that's like blood in the water to a shark. If he's livin', he'll smell it out and follow it to the source.

FRPLG · 05-07-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

This made me choke but let's be honest. PR was a tough son of a bitch. He just sucked.

firstdown · 05-07-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?

What homo wrote some of these?

I'm sorry, he's probably European.

Replace some of these with:

*Inject yourself or someone else with a needle.
*Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!)

*Change oil in a car without paying someone $50.
*Hit a target with a gun...moving or not.
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.

EternalEnigma21 · 05-07-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.

who was his celebrity?

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-07-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.

I haven't dusted this one off in awhile: Does anyone want to buy a slightly used Patrick Ramsey replica jersey? I'll sell it to you for $1.13 and a stick of Big Red.

Monkeydad · 05-09-2008, 01:12 PM

It could always be converted into a more valuable and less embarrassing Mark Rypien jersey...hmmmmmm...

Is that Big Red still new or is it refurbished?

05-06-2008, 06:02 PM	#1
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saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	re: Essential skills every man must know How to please ladies is all the skills I need to know...I'm ready, I'm ready to be the last man on earth man. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

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mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,446	re: Essential skills every man must know Everytime I click the link it goes to Esquire and 10 links to things not related to essential skills every man must know shows up. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

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Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: Essential skills every man must know Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone? What homo wrote some of these? I'm sorry, he's probably European. Replace some of these with: Inject yourself or someone else with a needle. Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!) Change oil in a car without paying someone $50. Hit a target with a gun...moving or not. *Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

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Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: Essential skills every man must know It could always be converted into a more valuable and less embarrassing Mark Rypien jersey...hmmmmmm... Is that Big Red still new or is it refurbished?

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