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[GeneParmesan]

Hello and good day to you fine sirs or madams, sorry for bothering the general population but my outreaches to several members of this website through private messaging systems was without much success. If I may I would like to inquire about how I may or can go about contacting and or reaching Mr. Daniel Snyder (he's the owner of the NFL Washington Redskins football club in case you didn't already know). I'm an old friend of his from our childhoods and would like to get in touch and or contact with him again. For your troubles I can or if I may send you some free cheese samples. I'm a cheesemaker and I make some of the finest in the world. Thank you can goodday to you alls. Please pardon my english as I am not of the american origin.

[PWNED]

what kind of cheese do you make? provolone?

[SmootSmack]

What kind of cheese are we talking about here? Provolone, Pepper Jack, Gouda, Brie? We'll need some references. If the cheese is good, I'll reach out to D Swizzle for you. We use to hustle back in the day off Quince Orchard Blvd.

[skinsfan_nn]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

What kind of cheese are we talking about here? Provolone, Pepper Jack, Gouda, Brie? We'll need some references. If the cheese is good, I'll reach out to D Swizzle for you. We use to hustle back in the day off Quince Orchard Blvd.

Hell for some free cheez...I'll get on the horn right now and tell Danny boy your trying to track him down!

Whats your name cheez man?

[GeneParmesan]

Originally Posted by skinsfan_nn

Hell for some free cheez...I'll get on the horn right now and tell Danny boy your trying to track him down!

Whats your name cheez man?

why I am Mr. Parmesan of course

thank you

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

What kind of cheese are we talking about here? Provolone, Pepper Jack, Gouda, Brie? We'll need some references. If the cheese is good, I'll reach out to D Swizzle for you. We use to hustle back in the day off Quince Orchard Blvd.

My Daughter rides horses off of Quince Orchard, I could have her stop in for him.

[Stuck in TX]

a cheese making Redskins fan? Brett Favre is that you? So you wanna talk to Danny? Well, if you are going to have to go through the same channels as all the other almost retired vets who get huge deals and have a subpar last season. Its okay, we wont hold the whole crying thing against you.

[GeneParmesan]

I am skilled specialist in the blue cheeses, parmesans, and mozerrallas.

[SammyBaughFan]

Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!

Ok you know what? It's getting old now. Quit posting the same thing in different threads. By the way, where have you been?

[SammyBaughFan]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Ok you know what? It's getting old now. Quit posting the same thing in different threads. By the way, where have you been?

None of your damn business. But if you must know, I've been making the tours with my BBQ recipes auditioning for some cooking shows. And why has my account been messed with. You guys weren't serious about bumping my post count back to 0? WTF. I EXPECT Matty to PM me and move my post count back to where it used to be.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

None of your damn business. But if you must know, I've been making the tours with my BBQ recipes auditioning for some cooking shows. And why has my account been messed with. You guys weren't serious about bumping my post count back to 0? WTF. I EXPECT Matty to PM me and move my post count back to where it used to be.

You're really testing my patience now SBF. We discussed all this offline and I thought everything was cool now. And don't go running to SGG again like you did last time. We're all adults here, we can handle this civally (civily? is either even a word?)

Anyway, any luck with the cooking shows?

[SammyBaughFan]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

You're really testing my patience now SBF. We discussed all this offline and I thought everything was cool now. And don't go running to SGG again like you did last time. We're all adults here, we can handle this civally (civily? is either even a word?)

Anyway, any luck with the cooking shows?

You cant get pissy with me for posting about my cooking and then ask me about cooking. In any case, I was a finalist to grab a new show on the Food Network but the executive producer was an ass, we got into a fight, I defended myself, and now I'm up on charges of assault. Total BS legal system. The guy didn't like my szechuan style ribbs, made a smart ass comment, I threw him into some cabinets, he came at me, I kicked his ass and punched him a few times after he hit the floor, and I'm the one they call "crazy" and a "criminal?" F' lawyers.

[freddyg12]

Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!

recipes on the warpath! what's next? Rachel Ray being banned from the food network for using steroids?

[Redskin Rich]

Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!

Why is SBF listed as a scrub with only 9 posts???