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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Picking up chicks at the gym.
Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Well first I tripped her...
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 45
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Then showed her my powerful man muscle
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Fight for old DC!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Aldie, VA
Age: 46
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Then I followed her into the womens locker room...
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Germantown, MD
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time. |
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The Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: So. MD
Age: 46
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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Basically if you want to hit on that type of chick at the gym and succeed, you need to have a Honda Civic that sounds like a weedeater and wear your hat cocked to the side. If the woman is approaching cougar age, replace Civic with BMW and sideways hat with six figure income. |
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
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You did WHAT?!?
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna.
Age: 36
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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ur the most beautiful i have ever seen and even though i live miles away from you i have been wanting to talk to you for weeks and i finally found the courage to do so so what do you say (even though ur old enough to be my mother)
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Damnnnnnn, that'll doom a date before it starts.
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You did WHAT?!?
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna.
Age: 36
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
i know it was a joke
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Gamebreaker
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Negative it is to hard. Also keep in mind the gym is diffrent then a night club. At a night club get shoot down never see the chick again, get shoot down at the gym hello uncomfortable moments for the remander of your membership.
Or lets say you do hook up and it doesn't work refer back to uncomfortable moments. Basically don't shit where you eat! |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Germantown, MD
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
what a coward...
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Special Teams
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
ok, hess, I'll go up to a girl I've never talked to before and say, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I've been wanting to talk to you for weeks. I just could never find the courage to do so until now" And then, she'll be really freaked out. Am I wrong here?
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