Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 03:01 PM

Did anyone else think this was rather homoerotic?

https://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vc...drills/216446/

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 03:02 PM

I've also heard that the better players make worse coaches because the game came naturally for them.

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-28-2006, 03:08 PM

I think someone brought up these crappy videos before. Any time I hear that you can learn tips from the likes of Danny "my hands are smaller than Alex Smith's" Wuerffel I tend to walk away.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 03:09 PM

I hadn't seen them until NFL Network started showing them. Tuna has the most SHIT EATING grin on his face ever.

"I can get the most out of young men."

I'm sure you can there, big guy.

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-28-2006, 03:18 PM

hahaha. "Just leave your sons alone with me in the locker room and in five minutes I can turn them into men."

MTK · 07-28-2006, 03:29 PM

I always laugh at these commercials.

Hi, I'm Bill Parcells, the fat slob coach of the Dallas Cowboys. My boss doesn't pay me enough, so I've got this side gig of hocking cheesey instructional DVDs. Please send me your money, I need another cheeseburger.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 03:30 PM

Seriously. It was like he was trying to hold down the laughs while he did it. Do you think he even gives instruction in them or just relies on the old has-beens and never-was's to do it for him?

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-28-2006, 03:52 PM

We all laugh, but if Gibbs put out a video like this we'd probably all pre-order copies.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

We all laugh, but if Gibbs put out a video like this we'd probably all pre-order copies.

Not me. Honestly, Gibbs would lose some respect in my eyes. You shouldn't have to do crap like that unless you're doing it for free. And you KNOW Tuna got paid.

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-28-2006, 03:52 PM

but then again, Gibbs rules and parcells drools, and he eats a lot.

Monkeydad · 07-28-2006, 04:03 PM

$199 value?

For 6 1/2 hours of video?

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE...that's worth $200.

FRPLG · 07-28-2006, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

$199 value?

For 6 1/2 hours of video?

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE...that's worth $200.

It comes with $175 worth of coupons to all of the Tuna's favorite fast food places.

"Young boys can't become young men if the Tuna doesn't feed them."

BDBohnzie · 07-31-2006, 11:13 AM

Gibbs certainly wouldn't stoop to that level. He's got a successful NASCAR business to fall back on. I could see Larry Eustachy putting a video out (How To Pick Up College Chicks: A Coach's Idiot Guide to Being a Woman Molesting Booze Hound)...

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-31-2006, 11:18 AM

I would buy the tuna's videos, but only if they ever lead to back-to-back-to-back Pop Warner National Champions.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-31-2006, 11:22 AM

I have a feeling it'll only lead to wang-to-back-to-wang elephant walking.

07-28-2006, 03:01 PM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills Did anyone else think this was rather homoerotic? https://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vc...drills/216446/ __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-28-2006, 03:02 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills I've also heard that the better players make worse coaches because the game came naturally for them. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-28-2006, 03:08 PM	#3
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills I think someone brought up these crappy videos before. Any time I hear that you can learn tips from the likes of Danny "my hands are smaller than Alex Smith's" Wuerffel I tend to walk away. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-28-2006, 03:09 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills I hadn't seen them until NFL Network started showing them. Tuna has the most SHIT EATING grin on his face ever. "I can get the most out of young men." I'm sure you can there, big guy. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-28-2006, 03:18 PM	#5
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills hahaha. "Just leave your sons alone with me in the locker room and in five minutes I can turn them into men." __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-28-2006, 03:29 PM	#6
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,473	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills I always laugh at these commercials. Hi, I'm Bill Parcells, the fat slob coach of the Dallas Cowboys. My boss doesn't pay me enough, so I've got this side gig of hocking cheesey instructional DVDs. Please send me your money, I need another cheeseburger. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

07-28-2006, 03:30 PM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills Seriously. It was like he was trying to hold down the laughs while he did it. Do you think he even gives instruction in them or just relies on the old has-beens and never-was's to do it for him? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-28-2006, 03:52 PM	#8
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills We all laugh, but if Gibbs put out a video like this we'd probably all pre-order copies. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-28-2006, 04:03 PM	#11
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills $199 value? For 6 1/2 hours of video? SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE...that's worth $200.

07-31-2006, 11:13 AM	#13
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills Gibbs certainly wouldn't stoop to that level. He's got a successful NASCAR business to fall back on. I could see Larry Eustachy putting a video out (How To Pick Up College Chicks: A Coach's Idiot Guide to Being a Woman Molesting Booze Hound)... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-31-2006, 11:18 AM	#14
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills I would buy the tuna's videos, but only if they ever lead to back-to-back-to-back Pop Warner National Champions. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-31-2006, 11:22 AM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills I have a feeling it'll only lead to wang-to-back-to-wang elephant walking. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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