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06-29-2006, 03:09 PM
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Drunk Tales
Hey guys, this thread is just a place where we can all share some of our most memorable inebriated adventures. So chime in if you've got a story or tips and tricks that concern every football fan's second favorite past-time: Drinking beer!
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06-29-2006, 03:16 PM
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Re: Drunk Tales
Damn. Let me find that old thread and I'll put up a link to it. Some of us have some HILARIOUS stories. You might want to ask Gmanc about his legendary beer pong victory this year.
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06-29-2006, 03:26 PM
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Re: Drunk Tales
I tried to search for some old threads because I was certain there had to be one.
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06-29-2006, 08:32 PM
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Thank You, Sean.
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January: So me and this friend (who turned out to be one of my best friends now) had a relationship based soley around the game of beer pong. Our whole friendship started because he made a shot when we were on teh same team that made these two girls have to kiss, so we were "partners" and then we just stared hanging out from their and became best friends.... Fast forward to May, this kid is graduating, so we throw him a going away party cause he lives in NYC. So we get on the table and say...this is it dude, our last night playing together, we need to go out in style. We went 3-0, lost a game, and then got back on the table about an hour later. We go 7-0 like nothing, 10 cup. The house record was 8 games in a row without a loss. So we are facing....the two girls that had to kiss which started this whole friendship me and the kid had, they are talking all kinds of shit....and backing it up. They are up 7 cups to our 1. So were getting freaking rolled, within 1 of breaking the house record....so I line up...I aim....off her chest...into the party cup ....game over! A guy there goes " Do you belive in miracles...YES!" I swear to god, I was nearly in tears after I did that. I went nuts. We ended up retiring the house as there was no one left to play after we hit 10 games... It was awsome.
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06-29-2006, 03:51 PM
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06-29-2006, 03:54 PM
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Re: Drunk Tales
Ah, maybe that was what I was thinking of...
As far as drunken stories go, I had a pretty good one last night. For those of you who WERE online last night, you knew I was drunk. I ended up going to this Chinese restaraunt I haven't been to in 10 years with a buddy of mine. We were the ONLY people there for about an hour. It was shady as hell. I see the owner walk out of the back with like 10 "suits", all Chinese. I swear that place has mafia ties. There's no way it can stay open. It's like the back of an alley and you REALLY have to try to find it. Then, the owner's wife ripped a HUGE fart when she walked by us.
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06-29-2006, 03:56 PM
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06-29-2006, 03:57 PM
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06-29-2006, 04:00 PM
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06-29-2006, 04:01 PM
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06-29-2006, 04:02 PM
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06-29-2006, 03:58 PM
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06-29-2006, 04:00 PM
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06-29-2006, 04:00 PM
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06-29-2006, 03:56 PM
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Re: Drunk Tales
On a related note, this past sunday night I got drunk on accident. Anybody else ever have this happen to them?
I started with glass of wine around 8:00. It went down really good so I wanted something else to drink. Since the wine was kicked I brought out the bottle of vodka. Big mistake. I mixed up a vodka and cranberry, mixed it pretty stiff, and that went down even better than the wine. At that point I was on autopilot I guess and the reality of it being sunday night, gotta go to work tomorrow went out the window. I ended up having 3 pint sized vodka and cranberrys, strong ones too. Plus that glass of wine. Around 11pm it just hit me and I was like uh-oh, I'm feeling pretty drunk. I felt like crap the next day. I didn't mean to get drunk, it just happened. I remember trying to write posts on here that night and it was taking me forever to spell things right. LOL 
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