No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-27-2006, 08:53 AM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...062601509.html

I can't even read this article, because this picture is too RE-diculous!

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-27-2006, 10:34 AM

*neck snap*

MonkFan4Life · 06-27-2006, 10:39 AM

I used to love when they would do him on MadTV. Will Sasso is the shit !!!

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-27-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

I used to love when they would do him on MadTV. Will Sasso is the shit !!!

He has actually become that character.

gibbsisgod · 06-27-2006, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

I used to love when they would do him on MadTV. Will Sasso is the shit !!!

i saw an episode with a seagal bit in it yesterday and it was hillarious. he was beating the shit out of people in a mom and pop resaurant for simple shit like taking too many sugar packets and putting gum under the table.

mooby · 06-27-2006, 03:12 PM

mad tv is excellent, but wth happened to seagal? Man when did he start going downhill like that? His breasticles have tiny little breasticles on them. Who would win in a fight, the old seagal or the new manboob version of him?

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-27-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mooby

mad tv is excellent, but wth happened to seagal? Man when did he start going downhill like that? His breasticles have tiny little breasticles on them. Who would win in a fight, the old seagal or the new manboob version of him?

I think the young Seagal would eventually win, after a long and boring bout. The new stevie would be too lazy to fight, so he would just sit in a chair and take punches to the gut for about 3 hours. Eventually his belly would sucome to the blows and the 5 meatball subs that he would be eating throughout the "fight" and he would drift off into the afterlife. Shortly thereafter, the old Seagal would kill himself in order to avoid turing into Manboobs McLoungesinger.

MTK · 06-28-2006, 05:16 PM

My how far Segal has fallen.

He used to be such a badass. Now he's just a fatass.

06-27-2006, 08:53 AM	#1
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$ http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...062601509.html I can't even read this article, because this picture is too RE-diculous! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-27-2006, 10:34 AM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$ neck snap __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-27-2006, 10:39 AM	#3
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 47 Posts: 1,851	Re: No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$ I used to love when they would do him on MadTV. Will Sasso is the shit !!! __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

06-27-2006, 03:12 PM	#6
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,455	Re: No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$ mad tv is excellent, but wth happened to seagal? Man when did he start going downhill like that? His breasticles have tiny little breasticles on them. Who would win in a fight, the old seagal or the new manboob version of him?

06-28-2006, 05:16 PM	#8
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,473	Re: No wonder Chuck Norris could kick his a$$ My how far Segal has fallen. He used to be such a badass. Now he's just a fatass.

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